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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

@rodent-eater

ehehehe thank u for the treat friend <3

very smooth very lickable

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

GUYS. GUYS WHY DOES THIS POST WORK!?!?! I literally reblogged it last night asking for either inspo or job stuff and I shit you not, today I had a bad day at my current job and when talking to my partner about it she recommended contacting our local rec center to see if they have any jobs available. They had a lifeguarding job open and I called to get some clarifying questions and I HAVE A SWIM TEST TODAY FOR LIFEGUARDING!?!??! lief guard training starts next month too so if I apply and get the job i’d be able to train immediately, wtf??? is this magic??? wizardry???

I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

let me at 'em

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?