Rocky

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

stealing your friends prescription pad to fuel your addiction, implicating him of medical fraud, forcing him to lie to the police, and ultimately having his bank accounts frozen during investigation is crazy. the only thing crazier would be if his only reaction was “dinners on you”