Party Like a Mockstar

What it sounds like the AMTA reps say when they announce the beginning of a tournament:

All the teams not advancing out of regionals:

When your objection is overruled:

When you're eyeballing the new recruits

When the other team doesn't seem to know the Rules of Evidence or the AMTA rules:

When the judge rules against me:

When someone asks why I get so worked up over Mock Trial

When someone says that they're also a mocker:

When a witness thinks that dancing around my question will make me let it go and move on:

"You pulled the blue emergency lever, didn't you?"

When a witness screws over your team by not knowing their affidavit, and everyone at your counsel table is sitting there:

When you change everything right before a tournament:

When your coaches hate your theme ideas: