actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you

Pokemon Heritage Post

squirby is real

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

Animal Crossing heritage post

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

there still wasps in here but there's also fewer flaming i-beams falling from overhead so it's a good tradeoff.