rodion romanovich found dead in miami

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

yeah sorry would you mind clearing the whole terminal for us my plane's reactive he will lunge across the taxiway if he sees another jet

i love you rice with some bullshit

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

the long term effects of jopping are just now being studied

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

we still don't actually know where posts come from

when you can tell a mutual has recently watched a movie bc your dash becomes instantly flooded with the reblogs of that film like moot is filling their scrapbook in with glitter and glue