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[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

Hozier really went into the countryside for 4 years and yelled and came back politically charged, angry at god, and horny on main

and he did it for us

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

*holds up megaphone* If anyone deserves to kill Thanos, it’s Nebula. Not Tony, not Steve, not Thor. Nebula deserves to murder her abusive shriveled grape of a dad.

NO

WHY IS IT IN THE SAME KEY

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

this character accidentally outing himself because of a gay joke is Peak Mood

in december 1889, alexander parvus, a russian jew who had become a german revolutionary (& later financier, it’s a long story), announced the birth of a son in the sächsische arbeiterzeitung, publishing, “we announce the birth of a healthy, cheerful enemy of the state”