So it goes.

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

I’m pretty confident that this is not anywhere In jane eyre. Like…very confident.

“"Jane, you look blooming, and smiling, and pretty,” said he: “truly pretty this morning. Is this my pale, little elf? Is this my mustard-seed? This little sunny-faced girl with the dimpled cheek and rosy lips; the satin-smooth hazel hair, and the radiant hazel eyes?” (I had green eyes, reader; but you must excuse the mistake: for him they were new-dyed, I suppose.)“

the moon knows.

thank you ricky!! could you also upload your resume please?

Fantastic! Your credentials seem to be in order, and you are well qualified for the position of “belly boy.” Someone should contact u for a secondary interview in 3-5 business days.

:O

was he ever contacted for the interview? did he ever get the job?

I was fired for OSHA violations and also biting

John & Yoko with their black cat Salt. (They also had a white cat named Pepper.)

I don’t believe in manifestation but just in case it works let’s all gather hands on the full moon tomorrow night and ask for cash