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@rocketrockin
TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
welcome to rocketrockin, an independent private rp blog for jessie and james from pokemon, prepared by rick. please read my rules before following!
(note: i have not finished watching the anime, and i'm really new to pokemon as a whole. mistakes may or may not be made.)
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@skullkxd || UNPROMPTED || ALWAYS ACCEPTING!
skullkxd asked: “Hello neighbor.” They are reading off of a clipboard, that, if inspected, is actually completely blank. “Do you enjoy helping out your community? If so, I have a deal for you. Introducing, skull scouts.” They hold up a box of cookies in their other hand. “We are a nonprofit community using the money you donate to enrichen the lives of those less fortunate. Would you like to buy a box of Skull Roulette cookies for the mere price of ten dollars?” Half of the cookies in these boxes are filled with pumpkin pie filling. The other half are filled with squash. There is no physical indication of the difference between the two. That’s what makes them roulette cookies
[When the duo opened the door to their ramshackle cabin in the woods, they were surprised to find that they were visited by a total stranger. This place did NOT look inhabited, after all. Maybe this was a real estate agent coming to condemn the place and banish them? Or maybe they'd been followed home by an angry pokemon trainer?]
[Their worries were soon forgotten with that bizarre introduction, a classic bit from the wannabe salesman handbook. Then, the stranger held out a tempting box of cookies -- cookies! And just when the group had been complaining about their hunger!]
❝ Ooh!! ❞ [Both Jessie and James squealed excitedly over the assortment of delectable goodies. After the kid gave their explanation about "donating to charity" or whatever, they explained that one box would be ten dollars. Frantic ( and hungry ), Jessie pulled James aside; for some reason, they kept entrusting their meager paychecks to him, so he was the one to consult here. If the would-be salesperson tried, they would almost definitely overhear their frenzied whispering ( not that their private meetings were ever quiet ).]
❝ Have we gotten our paycheck yet, James? PLEASE tell me you haven't spent it all again. ❞
❝ We, uh- we should still have ten...pennies. ❞
❝ PENNIES!? They asked for DOLLARS, James. What kind of money are those dimwits at Team Rocket sending us!? Or are you spending THAT much on your precious bottlecaps and robots!? ❞
❝ Hey! My bottlecaps are precious heirlooms! And besides, we haven't been earning more than twenty dollars lately...it's not my fault that the boss isn't paying us. And it's not my fault that we have to spend money on our schemes! ❞
❝ It IS your fault! Ugh, what are we going to do now!? ❞
[There was a pause, then a moment of silent consensus. Desperate times called for desperate measures. They communicated with Meowth via several wide, but silent gestures, then went back to the door.]
❝ Apologies for making you wait! ❞ [Jessie laughed awkwardly, and James followed with some frantic nodding and yeses.] ❝ You know, we would LOVE to hear more about your...what cause are you supporting, exactly? ❞
❝ Yes, your cause! And what exactly are these "roulette" cookies? We, uh, need to hear more before we can make a purchase in good conscience. ❞ [James nodded several times, then subtly looked to the tree line around their cabin. Meowth was hiding behind ones of the trees closest to the salesperson, giving a thumbs-up. Perfect. Soon they'd have their cookies and eat them, too!]
Meowth opened his mouth to argue back but before he could it seemed as if Wobbuffet had overcome a bit of its anxiety and decided to speak up- "Wobbuffet. Wobbufett wob wob wobbuffett. Ffett wob. Wobbuffet."
"...Why'd ya say sometin' so controiversial yet so brave?" Came the reply from Meowth after a few moments of silent awe. He sniffled as if he was about to cry before turning back to Jessie with a paw over his heart, making sure to stand as tall he could on his little hind legs. He needed a proper stance prepared to translate Wobbuffett's incredibly brave sacrifice.
"I was gunna just tell ya dat you was startin' ta sound delusional, but Wobbuffett makes a good point. It says dat maybe you oughta try playin' fair for once. I know it ain't our style, but ya keep gettin' busted for tryin' ta cheat, so maybe ya should just give it yer best shot." Wobbuffett nodded, seemingly satisfied with Meowth's translation. "Says ya could use it for da battles if ya want. Dat way ya could just steal da opponent's techniques wif mirror coat 'n counter without even gettin' in ta trouble with da judges." It was actually sort of a good idea, at least in concept. It was kind of still cheating, just in a way that wouldn't get Jessie automatically disqualified.
[Jessie wholly expected more of Meowth's preaching, even after she'd "ended" the conversation, but she was dumbfounded when their punching bag of a Pokemon ( who wasn't supposed to be out, by the way ) spoke up instead. With each "wobb," Jessie glanced between it and Meowth, trying to infer tone or some deeper meaning in the blob's noises. At the end of Wobbuffet's spiel, she stared at Meowth expectantly.]
❝ What? What did it say? ❞ [She never knew with that thing -- and she wasn't sure how to interpret the change in Meowth's expression from concerned to compassionate. There was no way she'd be able to extrapolate any meaning from its "words" on her own.]
[She chose to ignore Meowth's first comment ( for the sake of getting a translation ). As Meowth translated, she exchanged a baffled look with Wobbuffet. Normally, she would argue -- cheating was the only guaranteed way to win ( though personal experience ought to suggest otherwise ) -- but Wobbuffet made her reconsider that perspective...somehow. It was right about her last few attempts to rig the contest, after all. She had never gotten through a single one without either being beaten or busted for cheating...so MAYBE it had a point about doing this "the right way." Ugh, that sounded so...righteous.]
[Jessie initially scoffed at the idea of using Wobbuffet in these contests, but stopped after the epiphany that Wobbuffet would make this win easy. So easy that it might as well be cheating -- but in a natural, rule-following way! She couldn't believe that she hadn't considered this idea before, but then again, she had never perceived Wobbuffet long enough to even consider using it. Maybe this useless blob of hers COULD come in handy, after all!]
❝ Ohh, Wobbuffet! Sweet, darling Wobbuffet! ❞ [Jessie had never once used this affectionate tone with Wobbuffet before, and she probably wouldn't use it again outside of this context. Good thing that she hadn't released her Dustox yet -- she didn't want it to feel jealous.] ❝ You're right! With your lovely mirror coat and counter, those judges will be putty in our hands! There's no way we won't win! And I won't even need to rely on dirty, underhanded tricks! ❞ [Jessie squealed in delight, taking Wobbuffet's rubbery "hands" into her own and doing an impromptu dance with it.]
❝ Meowth, go ahead and tear down...whatever you had set up. Wobbuffet and I have this covered. Don't we, Wobby? ❞
thought up a good way to describe all of team rocket's schemes
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@cgear (continued!)
❝ But...isn't Persian the boss' top cat? ❞ [The question slipped out automatically, even though it was sure to upset Meowth.]
[Insulting as it might be, however, James was expressing his healthy dose of skepticism for the day. After all of the times Meowth's schemes had failed, he couldn't help wondering if perhaps said schemes were inherently flawed. Not only were they targeting Pokemon unrelated to the twerps' Pikachu, they were aiming for relatively common specimens ( at least according to their index cards ). James would always hear Meowth out, but even he had his limits.]
[Meowth's machinations were, as always, a bit fantastical. Even so, as Meowth spun out his whimsical culinary tale, James couldn't help falling for it. Of course! A Pokemon who could function as a companion and a salt shaker? Genius! Avoiding the tedious task of speaking to customer service? Incredible! Meowth truly was a mastermind worthy of Team Rocket's name.]
❝ Of course! The boss will save millions on salt, millions that will be ours!! We'll be rich! We'll never starve again! ❞ [James spoke excitedly, unable to stick to his skeptic routine.] ❝ Well, what are we waiting for? What's the plan? Should I get a shovel? ❞
@cgear (continued!)
[For as rational as Meowth's concerns were, Jessie had blind confidence in herself; despite her innumerable losses, she saw nothing but victory ahead. Dustox was perfect and gorgeous, far more lovely than that twerp's Beautifly -- it didn't matter that she hadn't been training it ( aside from their battles with the twerps )! All that mattered in the end was appearance ( and Meowth's assistance in rigging their performance ). Dustox had this in the bag.]
❝ WATCH IT, furball!! ❞ [Jessie snarled, then put her hand on her hip, adopting the haughty attitude she was known for. When she continued, her tone was light, the way Meowth sounded when he described one of his boss fantasies.] ❝ My darling, beautiful Dustox IS going to win the hearts of those fickle judges, and when it does, we'll be famous! Beloved! Rich! ❞ [Jessie giggled with delight, evidently caught up in her fantasy, then took a breath and dismissively waved Meowth off.]
❝ The "bad guy stuff" can wait, Meowth. Just keep up your end of the bargain, and victory will be ours! ❞
jessie and james are absolutely the type to fall for mlms (that's multi-level marketing, not men love men, but team rocket can represent both). catch them selling mary kay together... maybe thats the TRUE source of power behind their disguises. also imagine them using meowth as a mannequin. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
did jessie and james make this ad...
i know jessie has a canon singing voice. i know. but consider:
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man if brock was faceblind (and voice-blind too ig) then there's no way he'd be able to tell the difference between these two and officer jenny / nurse joy. they are TOO good at disguises. they'd give robbie rotten a run for his money.
prepare for trouble, we've invaded your screens!
make it double, we're here on the scene!
(new rick rp blog just dropped! consider this a text promo because i'm too lazy to make a real one. like and/or reblog if you're interested in writing with jessie & james of pokemon fame! // 18+ only, standard dni rules apply, private & selective)
James: “HEEHEEHEE WE PUT THE THEY IN THEM!”
Jessie: “a”
we put the they in them thursday
