ellie

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

right i’m watching queer eye for the first time, let’s GO

Omg are you watching this on my Netflix ???? Cuz it’s in my recently watched but I’ve never watched it 😂😂

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

Needed this today.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it

I am awake but at what price