ah, fuck.

OH WOW! you have a guest star? He's a rich guy who's family used to own people? Thats sick dude, I gotta listen to episode 227 of "bros talk money"

What is your opinion on this formidable fellow?

"When he spits on the 🐱 "

but it's not because of ionizing rays or whatever. It's because the dye I used to make the laser red is Red Dye 40, and now you have depression and cancer

They were So good and they had that stupid little leaf at the bottom that said vegan, but they were just like "Oh boy, wouldn't it be fucking sick if we put pig bones in 'em" and now i cant eat them. What in the fucki g hell?

someone has to see them, why shouldn't it be you?

And all birds have anxiety, so those are probably good too.

wow guys look I tied my record for opponents dominated as %s1

It has nothing to do with my gender, and more to do with the small explosives I keep putting in the toilets.

"Oi, that Epstein bloke's a bit of a nonce innit?"