Life; Soccer; Thoughts

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

She’s not all talk either. She does the work. 

alexa play god is a woman

I NEED THIS TATTOOED ON ME