the birth of optimus prime
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the birth of optimus prime

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Softbody or Holoform Optimus, but only because reader can take him shopping and dress him however they want 😋
Bots being originally PlugNPlay only, to then Valveplug being a mod that became popular just slightly earlier than the start of the war, so a ton of bots actually got it.
But not Orion bc he didn't believe war would actually happen and just postponed it, but then it happened, and now as Optimus he just had too many things to worry about than sex, and as the years passed by he just forgot about it, only being reminded by Wheeljack offers to upgrade him to "keep up with the times" but he refuses then every time because he feels it's a waste of resources and also that he doesn't deserve it.
So, autobots on earth, Optimus meets you, ends up dating you, and you both are obviously incompatible.
He cannot pull your cables, but he has hands, a tongue, and a rumbling engine, and you're vocal enough to tell and show him where to touch.
And you cannot suck his dick, but he's sure to walk you on the arts of playing with his plugs, how to grind his gears and how to lick and pull on his wires.
I don't even know what to say at this point
Act Natural
Optimus Prime x GN!Human!reader (non-continuity specific)
Summary: It's a lovely, sunny day and your friend Optimus Prime comes to you for one of your favorite forms of self-care: a car wash! (Fluff; Can be read as romantic or platonic; Thoughts are in italics)
Warnings: none other than scrubbing bugs off a car.
Word Count: 1,848
A/N: Welp, here it is, my first oneshot! Just a little something simple, born from my weird love of washing cars, haha. I'm pretty proud of how it turned out considering I haven't written anything for fun in forever. I hope you enjoy it!
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"How'd you get this dirty? I'd assume it was from a fight but I don't see any scuff marks or anything."
Picking your sponge out of the bucket of soapy water you had on the ground, you give Optimus' right side door a long swipe. It was currently a nice weekend afternoon, pleasantly warm and sunny - and a great time for your big bot buddy to stop by your house to ask for a wash. A much needed one apparently, as he was covered in a thick layer of dust before you gave him a quick power-washed rinse.

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Moonlight Cradle
G1 Optimus Prime x reader
a/n: g1 optimus prime my beloved. literally the most indulgent thing i've ever written in my entire life. i had in mind g1 optimus for this, but honestly, pretty much any optimus works! no specified pronouns for the reader!
warnings: none, it's all fluff! but just to give a heads up, it's all in lowercase because i found it fit better with the vibe i was going for. i apologize in advance if it's cringe 💔
summary: in a rare, calm night, optimus prime finds his greatest peace simply holding you close as you drift off against his chest. hearing your gentle breaths, feeling you safe and small in his arms... that tender moment is more than enough the weary prime could ever ask for.
word count: not quite sure since i wrote it on tumblr directly, but i'd say it's shorter than 1000 words :)
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it was quieter tonight. a rare moment of peace for humans and autobots alike.
seated on the edge of optimus' knee with your legs swinging idly, you had been talking his audials off about all the silly earth things. from that movie you watched recently to how beautifully the sunset had painted the sky earlier, you rambled happily about every little detail of your day, like he always let you do.
he just listened, sitting cross legged. those soft, blue optics remained fixed on your face, the shining stars of the night sky reflecting so clearly within them.
it felt nice. really nice. most people tuned you out after a while, but not him. never him.
I have a headcanon that bots love being pamper by their human.
It’s kinda sounds right to me because Cybertronian lives for like— billions of years; something between the ancient and fossil (literally too lol). And most of Cybertronian wasn’t very affectionate towards each other. I think they didn’t even realize how much touch starved they were until their human gives them a hug.
And when they being pampered by the human? Ignoring them saying don’t treats them like a sparkling, they fraging enjoy it.
What? You want to take care of me? Praised me? Hug me? Give me a kiss? Hell yeah! MORE! MORE! MOOORE! *inner voice*
Some might be a little too shy to asked for it, so they just gonna give you a puppy eye, or leaning closer when they want to skinship. Some will make it a routine/tradition and gave you a nasty look if you don’t give them a kiss.
And when the time comes, they will be the one suggesting it themselves. Just so you wait…
Good Luck Kiss
Not sure what to say. I watched Transformers: Age of Extinction, my first Transformers movie ever, on a whim to see the two second clip of an abandoned nuclear power plant which was edited into a piece of Lockdown's ship.
I got a crush on Optimus Prime.
keep in mind I know almost nothing about Transformers... I'm sorry, idk what this is...
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Suddenly, he’s jealous…
You’re the team’s mechanic and good luck charm. Always wishing them the best of luck as they leave for another mission and welcoming them home upon their return with every bit of affection and comfort a little human like you can muster.
To most of the hulking autobots on the team, you’re a close friend, a total sweetheart and confidant, but to Optimus, you are so much more. He cannot tell you however, for he’s afraid (yes, afraid) that you don’t return his affections, so he hides them until one day, rather than blowing kisses, hugs, and shoulder pats that you usually deal out to each bot, you decide to give everyone a direct good luck kiss.
He doesn’t even realize he’s jealous at first and then it hits him like a truck. His spark flares and he has to quickly force his shoulders to lay back down while a puff of steam exits his exhaust pipes. He hopes no one notices.
You do.
You keep an eye on him as Bumblebee lifts you up for you to kiss his face plate, “Good luck, Bee, dear!” you say brightly, watching over his bright yellow shoulder pauldron as Optimus forced his gaze in a different direction.
Bumblebee chirped happily, his radio replying, “--thanks—girlfriend–!”
You slip down from his hand and jog over to Optimus who is now leaning against the wall with his helm pointed towards the door, digits tapping as though he’s impatient to get going, his arms crossed over his chestplate. You tip your head back and call up to him, hands on your hips, “Optimus! You don’t expect me to climb up there, do you?”
He huffs and considers that for a moment, but his softness for you wins out. He turns his glowing optics down to you and stoops low, reaching his servo out for you to climb onto. Then he pulls you up towards his face - a small smile coming to him as he views you more closely, the jealousy fading under your attention.
“Good luck!” You chime innocently while you reach out and place each of your hands on his faceplate, one on each side of his lips, which you immediately aim for. He isn’t expecting it and makes a bit of a revving noise in surprise. Your lips are so soft against his own, his optics flicker offline for just a moment as his processor takes several moments to come to terms with your action.
He returns your affections quickly, accidentally pushing you backwards with the force and you squeak, falling backwards onto his palm. He pulls his helm back quickly, “Apologies, little one. Have I hurt you?”
You giggle at his expression of worry and glow of blue across his faceplate, “No! No, I’m fine, Optimus.”
He smiles at this and gently sets you back on the floor before straightening up to his full height, only then noticing how the rest of the team is staring at him with knowing looks. Optimus stares at them in silence for several moments until one of them finally breaks and a faint snicker is heard, causing the rest of the bots to break down in laughter, some rolling on the floor.
Optimus’ optics narrow to embarrassed furious slits and his mask initiates to hide the rest of his face. The bots, in their throes of laughter, don’t notice until his voice thunders around them, nearly shaking the air with its intensity. “AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!”
Comically, the bots immediately straighten and head for the door without another word, leaving you and Optimus staring after them. Optimus sighs, shaking his head before he looks down at you, his optics softening. “Until we return, sweet one.”
You smile up at him and hold a pinky finger up. “Promise you’ll be safe, Optimus?”
He’s been around humans, you, long enough to understand the gesture without hesitation and extends his own pinky towards you, being careful that he doesn’t hurt you. “Of course. I shall think of returning to you before I take action.”
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Bot fascinated by human body decoration?
Cybertronian aren’t that creative when it’s comes to frameworks. But they do have stuff like changing their polish…and you know upgrade stuff. So they were quite interested in the way human decorating themselves, different clothes and styles was understandable. Since human needs to have a fabric to cover themselves for survival reason.
But the idea of dyeing hair, body paint and something close to permanently mark like tattoos? They find it stunning and weird at the same time, you human are really creative.
Woah you could dye your helm fiber into color of your liking? Cool! Wait, you painted your body too? We also do it sometimes too! But what’s that strange picture on your skin? YOU USE NEEDLE FILLED WITH INK TO POKE YOUR SKIN??? Crazy …crazy.
Imagine their human offering to paint their face with makeup or give some car strickers to them as a present.
Bot: Oooh I remember seeing your Earth’s vehicle wearing these, what…does ‘fine shyt’ mean?
Their human: it’s mean attractive person.
Bot: Yup, that’s totally me. Strick it on my chassis please. (Can’t wait to brag it to other bots)
sfw optimus x reader drabble — stress relief
Optimus splays his servo through the roots of your hair, cupping the back of your head as you rest your cheek on his chassis. You’re sat on his lap on the Captain’s chair whilst he scrolls through reports with his other servo.

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havent requested anyone before, so please pardon me if i do/say something wrong, but ive had this idea and i need it on my screen lol so:
Optimus Prime x human!reader, fluff, they/them pronouns are fine | Reader draws and has had a secret crush on Optimus, and how they deal with their crush is that they draw Optimus a LOT. like theres a dedicated sketchbook that they use to draw him, like portrait level sketches and stuff, and they never let anybody look. NOBODY. buttt ofc lol Optimus finds it while reader is out and gets curious, so he looks through it, reader walks in, is super flustered, anddd.... you get to choose how he reacts!!
i feel like this is a common idea but i havent seen it yet so here :3 totally fine if u dont want to do it tho!! hope u hav a great day <3
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-Reader: human!reader (They/Them; GN POV) -TW: none -Character: Optimus Prime (Transformers series) -Summary: Your sketchbook is precious and so is Optimus -Word count : 1819 -Music to listen to: Walking on a dream- Empire of the Sun -A/N: I love this request!! I swear, anon, that is sooo adorable!!, I like it when fics show interactions between humans and bots in a way that makes them start to comprehend each other. Forgive me for writing this after months...!! I hope you like it!
Friday had arrived, that day of the week you eagerly awaited all week long! No invasive calls from colleagues or tiresome assignments, as tomorrow it will be Saturday, followed by Sunday, two days without a worry in the world! As you sank into your usual spot, a nest of pillows atop a makeshift pile of wooden crates, minutes and hours slipped away unnoticed.
Was it late morning?
Early afternoon?
Do we have wireplay/sparkplay with Optimus? What would that be like if he had the matrix in his chest?
Sure! 🔞 MDNI Mass displaced mech 🌶️
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Optimus Prime x Reader
• Shifting slightly where you’re straddling him, your hands sink inside his chassis, winding wires carefully around your fingers. Tugging slightly to make the big mech under you shudder, frame straining. Can hear and feel the warm air washing over you as he vents raggedly. Like you can feel the thick length of his spike buried inside you, leaving you feeling almost too full as you lazily play, hips barely moving. Teasing him and yourself both. And your eyes flick up to the exposed matrix, to the hungry pulse of his spark arching around it to try and reach you.
optimum pride vroom vroom
that one dude on instagram making those audios of optimus is making me this 🤏 close to subscribing to his patreon, im going crazy
Bonding with Optimus over both of us being men with pussies.
"Oh, I did not know human males had valves too"
Well, just some of them Oppy, I got mine by proving myself in the trials. Now come here and let's rub them together.

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so you know how some semis will have sleeper cabs? they're compartments attached to the main cab with beds in them so you can pull over and sleep.
imagine optimus pulling over and powering down so the both of you can get some rest, but you can't sleep. you're a bit too worked up from your conversations during the drive that day, from his quiet, gentle strength all around you keeping you safe, from him in general, really.
so, you decide to try and relieve some of your frustrations, so speak. you try your best to be quiet, you really do. you don't wanna wake your ride, after all.
but you can't help yourself, and who can blame you? just thinking about those giant hands keeping you safe, the kindness in his optics, the pleased purr of his engine when he sees you getting close, it's enough to make you lose your composure, enough to make you whimper pathetically as you come.
and it's enough to wake optimus up.
you don't notice the rumble of his engine starting up, but you certainly hear his surprisingly coy chuckling all around the cab. your face turns beet red as you try to think of an excuse, but it's no use. he felt everything, you know he did.
so, you reach for an apology, but he cuts you off. "there are certainly worse ways to be woken up," he hums. "no need to hide it next time, though. you know i'm here if you need me."
the implication only makes you hide your face in the blankets as you mumble out a goodnight. all you can hear is a, "goodnight, sweetspark," before optimus cuts his engine again, the cab falling silent.
at least now you can get some sleep.
Seriously for the past few days? your posts are all I’ve been thinking about🥹 I love how you write these mechs Primus are you reading this?? I hope one day you would write something about Optimus☺️ Literally EVERYTHING your write is pure perfection!
Alright then… 🌶️ storyline, eventual sparked reader
Gravity
Prime x Reader
• Sun baking his alt mode, it’s easy to lose himself in the hum of his tires. None of his advisors would approve of him sneaking out, but sometimes the weight of all their expectations and hopes drags at him. Becomes a burden rather than an honor, that errant thought chased with shame, because they expect him to be a symbol. Need him to be infallible and they forget that he’s no different than they are, Matrix or not. He’s only one Cybertronian and they can’t seem to understand that sometimes all he can feel is that weight bearing down on him.