“Boooooo, love is dead.” Robert Small, Bad Dad

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“Boooooo, love is dead.” Robert Small, Bad Dad

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HELLO I almost forgot I was working on this, but here’s a DDADDS comic based off of this short fic by @skygemspeaks done with author permission
I just know that I love Damien so much????????????????
Colored our special golden boy
Maybe he’s a little more tan than usual but I mean he’s out in the sun and you know what please just take him coloring is difficult
My forever bro (◡‿◡✿)
Lucien: Who the fuck-?
Damien: Language.
Lucien: ... Whom the fuck
Damien: No.
christie is very cute and i wont hear otherwise >:(
also sparklepony

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Hugo: SHIT, I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL.
Hugo: Oh yeah, I’m forty.
Hugo: …
Hugo: I’M A TEACHER!
can u guess who my favorite daddy is 👀👀✨
I just realized i never posted the finished version of this!! I hope you guys still like dream daddy👽👉👆👉👆👉👆👉
Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go… ‘cause of your butt.
Dadsona, to Craig (Source: The Office)
not to start any discourse but

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Dream daddies as Panic! at the Disco songs
Robert: don't threaten me with a good time
Damien: ballad of mona lisa
Craig: victorious
Mat: miss jackson
Hugo: that green gentlemen
Brian: bittersweet
Joseph: Hallelujah/ lying is the most fun a girl can do with out taking her clothes off
reasons Robert Small is a fucking dork:
“I may be bad but you made me glad”
if you pick whiskey he says “Man after my own heart”
Likes pineapple on pizza (A sin)
Says he trusts no one, not even River. Changes his mind and says “Actually I trust you, you’re an old soul ,kiddo.”
“I’m working on my relationship with existence”
“You ever kill anyone?” “N-No?” “Yeah me neither. Or have I?”
Loves dogs
“You do know when the internet becomes sentient it’s gonna use this information against us right?”
Demands you stay for movie credits and literally thanks every single person named onscreen out loud
“If you ever call me Bobert again I’ll kick you in the shins”
Texts like a 16 year old boy
“Come outside. Don’t make me honk. I will honk. Get out here.”
HIS LITTLE GIGGLES
Carries around a well-stocked first aid kit in his truck
Actually wears a goddamn leather jacket over a red sweater
“UH OH WHERE’D MY PANTS GO”

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Robert was probably that kid who always had a band aid on his face and would tell anybody who asked about it that he got into a fight