ROBERT EMMETT

DATELINE — Washington DC. In breaking news, a class action lawsuit has been filed in federal court on behalf of every slacker ever fired from a job for doing nothing. According to the suit, all the wronged parties are now claiming to be Zen Buddhist, and action of any sort goes against their religion.

Something has to be done. We cannot go on like this. This is not acceptable. This is not something we can or should just shrug off and chalk up to ‘the cost of living free.‘

Personally I don’t have a problem with gun ownership. I’m not arguing for abolishing the Second Amendment. But, there are some people who should not have access to guns. Some people simply should not own a gun. You don’t give…

NEW BOOK! Lines Between – Drawings & Lyrics

Robert Emmett – Lines Between – Drawings & Lyrics ON SALE NOW!

*This is a limited edition collection. Only 250 of these will be printed. Once they are gone, they’re gone! *Each copy signed and numbered *Contains drawings and song lyrics spanning twenty five years. *Over fifty songs from Thunk, Mosquitohead, Labrador Dali and more. *Over fifty full color works of art. *Prices include shipping. *Books…

I was interviewed recently by my friend Don G. Ward for a secret organization we both belong to. This is as much of the conversation as can be safely released to the public at this time.

Don G Ward: Hi, Robert. First of all, are you asleep?

Robert Emmett: I don’t believe so. I keep really weird hours. I’m mostly nocturnal. Best time to write.

DGW: Where do you live? Tell us a bit about yourself.

DATELINE, Los Angeles

With all the movie remakes recently, it’s easy to think that Hollywood has run out of new ideas. Their newest film reboot, though, might indicate that they have even run out of movies to remake.

Universal Studios today announced they are currently filming a remake of the Zapruder film; the 1963 homemovie that captured the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

The remake will…

http://www.ebay.com/usr/mcwhorterrobert Items for sale direct from the artist. These are original, unique items, not prints or reproductions. Robert Emmett is an artist/ writer/ musician from Chicago who often depicts the odd, the offbeat or just plain weird. http: irobert.me

I will be back on the air with the always fabulous Flabby Hoffman on June 13th! 1680 AM in Chicago or Que4.org worldwide

You don’t want to miss this one! I will be using this opportunity to break the news about my NEW BOOK!

Including: What it’s called, what it’s all about, when it comes out, where you can get it, and what you need to do in the meantime to prepare yourself for it’s imminent…

It’s coming up on the one year anniversary since I published Meowing On The Answering Machine. So, maybe it’s the Christmas spirit or maybe it’s gratitude to everyone who made the book a success and an adventure in and of itself.

From now until the end of January ’15 I am offering birthday specials on all forms of the book. $1.99 ebooks. SIGNED Paperbacks for $7.50 shipping included in the US.…