ROBERTA SAYS

Brother: Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis should do a film together.  Mum: But Samuel L. Jackson has already done a film with Bruce Forsyth.

Mum: Who's this singing?

Me: Panic! at the Disco.

Me: haha

Dad: Did the Genie come?

Me: hehehehe

Dad:

Mum:

Dad: It has a lot of boobs in it.

Me: No genitalia though.

Mum: Genitalia's not in it?

Me: No.

Mum: She must be filming something else then.

Me:

Mum: Genitalia......Jenni Talia.

Me: Richard Griffiths died? Yeah I know.

Mum: Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

Me:

Dad:...............

Brother: How can you tell?

Me: How can you NOT tell?!

Brother: A lot of cartoons have monsters in.

Me: Like......

Brother: Bug's Life.

Me: Her name is Binky. WTF. That's the fat, mean one in 'Arthur'.

Mum:

Me: You know, the CBBC cartoon?

Mum:

Me: You know..... 'everyday when you're walking down da street.'

Mum:

Me: 'everybody dat you meet'.

Mum:

Me: 'has an original point of view'.

Dexter (Ian): Can I show you something?

Me: Yes.

Dad: You have to have some money to start with.

Me: Does it make a lot of money?

Dad: What?

Me: Does it make a lot of money?

Dad: What?

Me: Property developing.

Dad: What?

Me: PROSTITUTION.

Dad:

Me: .... property developing

Dad: Well, it depends, it doesn't make a lot of money over night.