OMG MUM
Brother: Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis should do a film together.Β Mum: But Samuel L. Jackson has already done a film with Bruce Forsyth.
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OMG MUM
Brother: Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis should do a film together.Β Mum: But Samuel L. Jackson has already done a film with Bruce Forsyth.

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Driving to Tesco's
Mum: Who's this singing?
Me: Panic! at the Disco.
Mum: Who? Pain au chocolat?
Brother: What would happen if you had a really big microwave and a really small microwave and put them inside each other and microwaved the microwave inside the microwave?
Dad:...............
Me: MICROWAVECEPTION
Me: OMG Monster's Inc is on!
Brother: How can you tell?
Me: How can you NOT tell?!
Brother: A lot of cartoons have monsters in.
Me: Like......
Brother: Bug's Life.
Me:
Brother: So, how many Twitter followers do you have?
Dad: Four. Roberta, you....
Brother: I'm not following you.
Dad:
Brother:
Me: Awkward.

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my mum getting excited at the thought of a "shit my mum says" tv show about her.
lol ok.
Mum: What's that thing that shows clips?
Me: .....Youtube?
Mum: Yeah.
*Free Willy is on TV*
Me: Free Willy!
Mum: What's this?
Me: Free Willy.
Dad: What, Titanic?
Me: FREE WILLY!