Robbie fckn Williams

And if your love has met it's sad refrain Believe me you will love again All the best laid plans of mice and men go wrong It's written in this song, oh

I know I stand in line Until you think You have the time To spend an evening with me And if we go Someplace to dance I know that There's a chance You won't be Leaving with me Then afterwards We drop into A quiet little place And have a drink or two And then I go And spoil it all By saying something stupid Like I love youI can see it in your eyes That you despise The same old lines You heard the night before And though it'sJust a line to you For me it's true And never seemed So right beforeI practice every day To find some Clever lines to say To make the meaning Come through But then I think I'll wait until the Evening gets lateAnd I'm alone with you The time is right Your perfume Fills my head The stars get red And oh the night's so blue And then I go And spoil it all By saying something stupid Like I love you

Life's too short for you to die So grab yourself an alibi Heaven knows your mother lied Mon cher 

LET MEEEEEEEE ENTERTAIN YOU

Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned But we're the generation that's got to be heard You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

Now when you go giving your heart make Sure they deserve it. If they haven't earned it. Keep searching, it's worth it.

Don't try to make them love you. Don't answer every call. Baby be a giant. Let the world be small. Some of them are deadly. Some don't let it show. If they try and hurt you. Just let your daddy know.

Now when you go dancing with Young men down at the disco. Just keep it simple. You don't have to kiss though. Don't waste time whit the idiots Think that they're heroes. They will betray you. Stick with us weirdos.

You're gonna meet some strangers. Welcome to the zoo. Bitter disappointments. Except for one or two.

It's the 80s, what you looking at, ya mong? So young, so long, so young, so long Too short, so long What you looking at ya mong? Too short, so long, too short, so long So long.

I'm in my 30s now and I'm still impressed Where are the Falklands mum? And what have they done? Where do girls come from? Where do girls come from? Where do girls come from?

Like I said, I lost my virginity to a girl called Anne-Marie, well she said she fancied me And then she said "fuck me" and I thought 'fuck me, I'm all talk and it'll be over too quickly' And it was but I couldn't care less, I'd seen a girl's bra and made a mess on her dress, oh yes! You're now rocking with the best, second person in my year that had seen a breast

That girl in the fourth year, got pregnant and she was raised Catholic, brilliant! I cried, she cried, we cried, our youth died

Things are better when they start That's how the 80s broke my heart The wonder years, I've played my part That's how the 80s broke my heart

And now I'm running away from everything that I've been And I'm pissed and I'm fucked and I'm only nineteen I can't perform no more, I can't perform no more

And now it's breaking my heart because the dream's turned to shit It ain't broke but I'll break it in a little bit And I'm always in trouble but I've stopped saying sorry

Everybody's worried  "What the fuck's wrong with Robbie? He's not answering his phone, he's not talking to me I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury."