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trying to have fun online and people really do crawl out of the woodwork to tell you that you are having fun wrong. i love the block button i just wish it removed all posts they interact with from before that too.
no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood
AU where the Ta’veren boys swap roles with their love interests.
Dragon Reborn!Min and her polycule of Elayne, Avienda and Seer!Rand
Trickster General!Tuon and her evil husband Son of the Nine Moons!Mat
Wolfsister!Faile and her husband the cousin of the Queen, saldean!Perrin
Rand gets to take Min’s place just for the sake of not having to deal with him channeling lol. Min channels Saidine because of her Pure Masculine Vibes alone lmao, she thinks it’s horribly unfair that she has to channel the icky tainted male half of the power despite not being a man
planning for the aiel!galad AU is underway and the outline/first draft is at, uh, 2.2k words already.
starting with rand and the gang's arrival in Rhuidean where i'm first introducing Galad -- so unfortunately he wasn't at the Stone of Tear or one of the Aiel involved there, but is with one of his adoptive mamas Amys when everyone arrives and gets a little reunion scene with Rhuarc. also the mat 'concerning amount of knives are you sure you've got over your breakup with the cursed dagger' cauthon scene is here bc the show should have given us that.
i also put together his family tree in this. good god its worse than in canon. i wanted to put all of the eventual relationships here too but it got wayyy too messy way too quick doing that.
but hey at least in this turning of the wheel he has a support system that is far more accessible to him than in canon!

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i don’t know if anyones ever considered this (they probably have these books are older than me i’m reading my dad’s copies) but i’ve been wondering about galad being raised an aeil warrior bc tigraine went “i’ll leave my husband happily but my son is coming the fuck with me”.
because as far as we know, the only constraints were that she couldn’t tell anyone where she going and couldn’t return to andor, so if she just. never told galad where they were going and just took him with her. technically, it would be within the bounds of gitara’s fortelling.
galad as we know him would take to be being raised to follow ji’e’toh like a fish to water. one of the main things elayne has to say about him is that his honour and drive to do the right thing is almost always at the forefront of his mind, even at the expense of himself and others. it would genuinely be perfect for him. he may not have the look of the aiel but he would certainly have the conviction of one.
plus, being able to see him and rand develop a real brotherly relationship while they are both with the aiel would make his fight against demandred in tarmon gai’don — He is not here, but his brother is! — even more compelling. the siblings he didn’t grow up with need him, and he will be loyal to them to the end because not only is that how he was raised but, aeil or damodred or trakand, that is simply who he is.
furthermore a galad who didn’t have to suffer through taringail for longer than he absolutely had to would probably have a healthier childhood. janduin would have been able to have a pseudo/second?-son he would have adored. (though i doubt tigraine would have been able to directly raise galad after becoming a maiden, she would have still been in his life. he wasn’t born when she was a maiden so there would probably be some arguing but a compromise could be made i think)
post-rhuidean reveal galad would have jumped at the idea of a free first-brother and two free second-siblings. and maybe a even near-brother in mat, who would be a little freaked out but honestly has bigger problems at the minute so kind of just goes with it. galad and aviendha would have been bickering about the best ways to teach rand about aiel culture and poor rand would just be stuck in the middle of it. galad having a little sulk about the winespring brother’s shelter and not being able to go be with his baby first-brother.
i think i quite possibly need to write this now.
Thinking about this, I think ji'e'toh might if anything help moderate Galad's rigidity a little! Like, it is a very rigid system in and of itself, yes, but it also provides a very sturdy framework for atoning when you've incurred toh, including times when incurring toh is actually the best thing to do in a given situation. It's never actually stated explicitly, true, but I strongly suspect that it is actually physically impossible to go through life never incurring toh, so an upbringing where the process of making amends is explicitly laid out and explicitly followed could introduce some needed balance to him. If it's understood that you are going to incur toh at some points in your life, and even more so that sometimes incurring toh in pursuit of doing needful things is actually the best option and paradoxically can earn ji, that gives Galad an external framework to offload some of his internal rigidity onto. That's (imo) what he was trying to do by joining the Whitecloaks, only the Whitecloaks are the most un-nuanced evil in the entire series.
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oh all of this yes, it was part of my “he’d be one of the only characters that ends up less fucked up if he was raised as an aiel” idea that this spitballed from. not that morgase didn’t try her best i firmly believe she did! but galad was a bit of a displaced floater in the trakand family with no distinct role unlike the rest of them. the aiel’s firm and expansive family dynamics, adoption culture, and the lack of inheritance would avoid that happening.
and i agree on incurring toh being expected and having outlined consequences to it would also help him out. he’s the kind of guy who overcompensates for everything, and ji’e’toh explicitly condemns this, which would certainly curb that behaviour.
the final thing is that i think aiel wise one culture would be far easier for galad to handle than aes sedai culture, since while they still have a lot of the self-importance and (considering the aiel, pseudo-)political, they are relatively self contained within the aiel, are far more accessible to other members of the aiel culture, and aren’t nearly as restrictive as aes sedai are, which would definitely improve his eventual relationship with elayne.
okay i have a few more aiel!galad thoughts.
i imagine that Janduin would consider Galad his son, though him and Tigraine/Shaiel not being married would likely mean Janduin does not *call* him son. if they were to be married, it would be similar to step/adoptive son, which the Aiel do not consider to be any different to a biological son so nothing changes there. Janduin is a good dad to Galad, legally recognised or not, probably helped raise two-year-old baby galad when Tigraine went to train.
the matter of Shaiel being able to treat/keep Galad as her son while she is a maiden will be... mmmm. more difficult. he would still be her son, but maidens quite famously aren't supposed to have those. former-son is too cruel for the aiel, who only ever consider shadowspawn and darkfriends as reason enough to abandon familial bonds. spear-son implies Galad would be one of the maidens himself and that is much closer to Rand's thing. second-son exists. shield-son as the opposite of 'spear', or heart-son for the sake of sentimentality.
i think the Sha'mad Conde/Thunder Walker society suits Galad best, as a Chief's primary reinforcement in battle, particularly since he would look up to Janduin in much the same way that he looked up to and was immensely loyal to Morgase in canon. then post-rhuidean, he certainly would take up the same role at Rand's side, and maybe at Elyane's.
im gonna say that Rhuarc took him in and adopted him, once again a la Morgase in canon, post Aiel War. it works well with the Thunder Walker idea, and Rhuarc/Amys/Lian are some of the only named Taardad Aiel and i can't be arsed to come up with OCs. plus Galad gets little sisters out of it.
trying to change Galad's name is very difficult. i doubt a toddler would understand it. so we're just gonna keep the shortened 'Galad' as his name, instead of Galadedrid Damodred. Galad of the Chumai Sept of the Taardad Aiel honestly already feels like it almost-fits, and almost-fits is perfect for Galad in this AU. he looks so different from the rest of the Aiel even if it takes him a while to notice, and while they may not care, he would probably seek to prove himself over and over again because of it.
i don’t know if anyones ever considered this (they probably have these books are older than me i’m reading my dad’s copies) but i’ve been wondering about galad being raised an aeil warrior bc tigraine went “i’ll leave my husband happily but my son is coming the fuck with me”.
because as far as we know, the only constraints were that she couldn’t tell anyone where she going and couldn’t return to andor, so if she just. never told galad where they were going and just took him with her. technically, it would be within the bounds of gitara’s fortelling.
galad as we know him would take to be being raised to follow ji’e’toh like a fish to water. one of the main things elayne has to say about him is that his honour and drive to do the right thing is almost always at the forefront of his mind, even at the expense of himself and others. it would genuinely be perfect for him. he may not have the look of the aiel but he would certainly have the conviction of one.
plus, being able to see him and rand develop a real brotherly relationship while they are both with the aiel would make his fight against demandred in tarmon gai’don — He is not here, but his brother is! — even more compelling. the siblings he didn’t grow up with need him, and he will be loyal to them to the end because not only is that how he was raised but, aeil or damodred or trakand, that is simply who he is.
furthermore a galad who didn’t have to suffer through taringail for longer than he absolutely had to would probably have a healthier childhood. janduin would have been able to have a pseudo/second?-son he would have adored. (though i doubt tigraine would have been able to directly raise galad after becoming a maiden, she would have still been in his life. he wasn’t born when she was a maiden so there would probably be some arguing but a compromise could be made i think)
post-rhuidean reveal galad would have jumped at the idea of a free first-brother and two free second-siblings. and maybe a even near-brother in mat, who would be a little freaked out but honestly has bigger problems at the minute so kind of just goes with it. galad and aviendha would have been bickering about the best ways to teach rand about aiel culture and poor rand would just be stuck in the middle of it. galad having a little sulk about the winespring brother’s shelter and not being able to go be with his baby first-brother.
i think i quite possibly need to write this now.
Dooo iiiiitt!
(Also, they're Aiel. "My adult child from my wife's first marriage" and "my child from before I wed the spear" are absolutely relationships that they'd acknowledge and have words for even if Jordan didn't.)
i don’t know if anyones ever considered this (they probably have these books are older than me i’m reading my dad’s copies) but i’ve been wondering about galad being raised an aeil warrior bc tigraine went “i’ll leave my husband happily but my son is coming the fuck with me”.
because as far as we know, the only constraints were that she couldn’t tell anyone where she going and couldn’t return to andor, so if she just. never told galad where they were going and just took him with her. technically, it would be within the bounds of gitara’s fortelling.
galad as we know him would take to be being raised to follow ji’e’toh like a fish to water. one of the main things elayne has to say about him is that his honour and drive to do the right thing is almost always at the forefront of his mind, even at the expense of himself and others. it would genuinely be perfect for him. he may not have the look of the aiel but he would certainly have the conviction of one.
plus, being able to see him and rand develop a real brotherly relationship while they are both with the aiel would make his fight against demandred in tarmon gai’don — He is not here, but his brother is! — even more compelling. the siblings he didn’t grow up with need him, and he will be loyal to them to the end because not only is that how he was raised but, aeil or damodred or trakand, that is simply who he is.
furthermore a galad who didn’t have to suffer through taringail for longer than he absolutely had to would probably have a healthier childhood. janduin would have been able to have a pseudo/second?-son he would have adored. (though i doubt tigraine would have been able to directly raise galad after becoming a maiden, she would have still been in his life. he wasn’t born when she was a maiden so there would probably be some arguing but a compromise could be made i think)
post-rhuidean reveal galad would have jumped at the idea of a free first-brother and two free second-siblings. and maybe a even near-brother in mat, who would be a little freaked out but honestly has bigger problems at the minute so kind of just goes with it. galad and aviendha would have been bickering about the best ways to teach rand about aiel culture and poor rand would just be stuck in the middle of it. galad having a little sulk about the winespring brother’s shelter and not being able to go be with his baby first-brother.
i think i quite possibly need to write this now.
Min: Is... is that?
Mat: Yes!
Galad: *moaning through the wall*
Mat: THAT is Galad!
Gawyn: *moaning through the wall*
Mat: THAT is Gawyn!
Novices: *moaning through the wall*
Mat: And that should be ME!
Min: What?
Mat: You fucking heard me.

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finishing a crown of swords: 🎉✨🎉✨🎉
mat is buried alive for an entire book and then tylin still turns up in the book after: 💥😶🔫
currently mourning the fact that wrt the show changing who went to rhuidean, not only did we miss “he can come with me, whether you say he can or not” but we also missed Mat’s collection of daggers that is large enough he forgets how many he has and where he put them
You’re not going to take two of us with a stick. Two marks says I could. Each. ...You afraid? Done then. Let us put an end to this farce after all. Dovie’andi se tovya sagain.
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sorry but this is SO funny. at first it reads like Gaebril, loving step-dad, playfulling joking about Galad. But it's actually Rahvin, Forsaken of the light, who has known Galad for one (1) month and is already like "I can't stand this guy help." Galad is pissing off Forsaken through sheer force of personality that's my boy

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my uncles wedding has an open bar lets go
okay i was not anticipating being on the top table. my dad’s best man not me free meeeeeeee