*Inhale*and *Exhale*

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

These idiots make my inner medieval studies major scream in anger. Thank God I’m on mobile or else this would be a very long post.

y’know i wouldn’t be shocked if these people wouldn’t accept any story set in the middle ages as being “realistic” unless every cast member was black.

The true joke is that even if they caved and added diversity these people wouldn’t even buy the game anyway

a necromancer is just a really late healer

although they have a reputation as scavengers, hyenas are known to take down prey many times bigger than they are

I like how this implies the hyena took down the airplane.

She did.

when my dog sleeps all day long it’s “cute” but when i do i have “clinical depression” and am “isolating myself from society”

Ed Sheeran was in Evanescence?

That’s his previous host