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LMFAOOOOOOOOO WHY does she look like that

You’re wack af if you take advantage of someone you know has a soft spot for you.

You’re gonna get stabbed if you take advantage of someone (me) you know has a soft spot for you. You’re gonna have a soft spot soon, and you’ll be bleeding out of it. [I’m a little bit damaged. Don’t judge.]

the worst thing you can do is lie to me about something important  

#TeamILikeGivingHead

Ima start wearing matching socks and underwear when I’m bout to fuck to let them know I care. Presentation matters. She gone be wet when she peep the Cookie Monster boxers with the cookies n milk socks.

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word