Holla

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homeade bong im 11

@sesquipedalianscribbler

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

*puts my entire forearm into this like its a glove*

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE JFC

As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”

so many things are going on in this post

@sesquipedalianscribbler

apply bun directly to the forehead

As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.