RJ CURTIS

god damn uhh

fuck

And so there’s this big Pokemon race, right, with a bunch of money reward and entry into a clan, some bullshit like that And here are some of the competitors

  Well yeah, that makes sense, I guess, horse in a race, there is the issue of the fucking fire coming out of its entire body but you know, magic monsters, whatever

And this one works too, going to have a hell of a time holding on but what doesn’t kill you makes you really good at Wipeout games I guess  But then BUT THEN

WE GET MISTY, WHO IS LITERALLY JUST LEVITATING OVER THE FUCKING GROUND

THIS ASSHOLE WHO CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SITTING ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN SPINES, LIKE ONE SUDDEN STOP AND YOU’RE IMPALED IN THE JUNK OK, GAME OVER