Rixon

kinda dumb how batman got all his powers by being bitten by a bat while spiderman just has a lot of gadgets

Oh my god

her EYES

Aimbot just kicked in.

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

This is the only post to ever make me understand agoraphobia

This is the first time I’ve seen someone make this correction without being rude or condescending so thank you friend