Siren's Song

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

Emma raised an eyebrow at the girl’s reaction, arms crossed in front of her chest. “Calm down, alright? Ariel told me, and nobody else knows yet so relax.”

.

      Gold eyes scan over the woman for a moment. Nobody should know she was here, not yet, but of course her aunt couldn’t keep her mouth completely shut. The last thing she needed was for him to realize who she was.

"Are you okay?"

"But you're bleeding!"

"Call an ambulance!"

"Don't do this!"

"Everything hurts..."

"Fuck you!"

"Get lost!"

"Have you had enough yet?"

"I can't get up."

"Just do it!"

"Keep breathing."

"Life isn't fair."

"Maybe you should sit down..."

"Never speak to me again."

"Oh no..."

"Put your hands up!"

"Quiet, they'll hear us!"

"Right...now which one is left and which one is right again?"

"So, you've remembered I'm here."

"Tell _______ I don't want to hear it!"

"Us? There was never any 'us.'"

"Very funny."

"Why would you do this?!"

"X marks the spot."

"You're hurting me."

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

"I guess it's all the same"

"I'm free if that bitch dies"

"I better help her out"

"Some people never learn"

"It's what we're always here to do"

"So one by one they turn from me"

"Not one among them knows, and never can be told"

"No, I'll save her and then I'll kill her"

"These endless days are finally ending in a blaze"

"Nothing seems to penetrate my heart"

"You find this fight just doesn't mean a thing"

"But lately, we can tell that she's just going through the motions"

"I can't even see if this is really me"

"And I just want to be alive!"

"No, something isn't right there"

"What's this cheery singing all about?"

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!"

"I lived my life in shadow"

"I saw a world enchanted, spirits and charms in the air"

"The name I made, I'll trade for his"

"The love we've known can only grow"

"Like it's all just temporary"

"That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified"

"Am I crazy? Am I dreamin'?"

"It isn't right, it isn't fair!"

"You're scared"

"And you can't tell the ones you love"

"I'm saying stay away"

"Let me get some sleep"

"You know, you've got a willing slave"

"But I can see you're unimpressed"

"Why'd you run away?"

"Why don't you come and play?"

"Why don't we dance awhile?"

"I know I said that I'd be standing by your side"

"And I'm the reason that you're standing still"

"Wish I could stay but now I understand"

"God, how can this be, playing with my memory"

"Believe me, I don't wanna go"

"Life's a show and we all play our parts"

"Where there's life, there's hope"

"Life's a song you don't get to rehearse"

"Well, that depends on if they let you go"

"I live in hell"

"Life is just this"

"You have to go on living, so one of us is living"

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"

"Say you're happy now, once more with feeling"

"See you all in hell"

"The battle's done and we kind of won"

"Bugger this"

"God knows, you can tell the end is near"

"Get your kumbaya-yas out"

"I gave birth to a pterodactyl"

"I'll only make waffles for myself. But, by California law, you will own half of 'em"

"Well, if we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie down until they go away"

"Well, I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I'm open to anything"

"Well, I ought to know what to call you if you're gonna be my brother-in-law"

"Come to serenade me?"

"Oh. So that's all. You just come to pump me for information?"