ritualghostwriter

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i would be so much more evil if i was good at lying. but it stresses me out to think of lies. and try to remember lies. and try to model people with enough fidelity to effectively deceive them like. it just seems like a pain

sorryyyy no trains tomorrow we replaced them all with a big slug