I got elephant legs and I WILL stomp a billionaire

This is a Thomas Edison hate blog

You can SEE him thinking

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do not listen to this post! they will not let you eat the jello

Well duh, it's evil. You gotta ask for the good jello.

“protect heteroromantic aces” lmao from what? the sharknado?

from corrective rape? from mothers who are open and accepting of gay, bi, pan, etc people and still unknowingly tell their asexual children that people who don’t want sex are sick need help? from their closest friends at birthday parties starting conversations about how weird and fake asexuality is? from the fear of being alone forever because no one could want to be with someone like them? from going against sexual and relationship norms in a society that tells them they’re broken and wrong?? from people like you who delegitimize their struggles in the eyes of much of lgbt+ community, some of the only people who you’d think might understand

I had to reblog this twice bc you just got 100% fucking destroyed my dude