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A comic based on one of my ROTTMNT quotes called Glasses! Thanks to the lovely, amazing, cuteness expert, @empressnomm this comic turned out amazing! Honestly, so glad we made this together! I’m going to stare at this every day for a full year!

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Ok SO, y’all might’ve noticed I’ve been posting~ I’m trying to get back into it! All thanks to @empressnomm for inspiring me so so much! I’m gonna try to post a new quote a few times a week~(with emphasis on try!)

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Mikey: Guys? I need some completely honest opinions on something.

RLD: *Look up*

Mikey: If I got hurt really really bad in a very funny way, what would you do first.

Leo: Wheeze my shell off-

Raph: *Slaps Leo* Leo!

Leo: Ouch?! What was that for?!

Raph: Ya don’t laugh when Mikey is hurt real bad!

Leo: But he also said it looked very funny!

Mikey: You would.. laugh? *Whimpers*

Raph: See what ya did?!

Leo: Oh, as if you wouldn’t hold back a snort when watching Mikey somehow break something while skiing down a mountain, flailing his arms until he’s facepalming a tree!

Donnie: *Snickers*

Mikey: *Mind melds to Raph* I want pizza, I want pizza, I want pizza!

Raph: Can you stop?! I told ya already! If you want pizza, you’ll have to get it yerself!

Mikey: ..*Stares at Leo and Donnie who enter the room*

Mikey: *Mind melds with them*

D&L: *Nod determined and focus on Raph*

DLM: *All mind meld to Raph* WE WANT PIZZA, WE WANT PIZZA, WE WANT-

*Leo and Donnie sit in the living room, each doing their own thing*

Distant voice: Hehehe~!

L&D: *Pause and look at each other* Oh no. *Drop everything and run to the nearest sewer lid*

Leo: He won’t get us, right?!

Donnie: Unlikely. We noticed right away and retreated. There’s no way- *Bumps into something*

Raph: *Looms over them, hands wiggling in front of him* Tickle, tickle, tickle!

Donnie: *Backs away* No.. he got to Raph first!

L&D: *Back away slowly and bolt the other way*

*The light in the sewer flickers, revealing Mikey standing in their path*

Mikey: *Nears them more with every word spoken* Tickle, tickle, tickle!

Leo: We’re surrounded! What do we do?!

Donnie: Survive. *Flies up with his boosters* At any cost!

Leo: Donnie! Don’t leave me! *Drops on his knees towards Mikey* Please, Mikester! I laugh ugly when I’m tickled!

Mikey: Oh! Don’t worry, Lee! We’ll leave ya breathless!

Raph: *Cracks his knuckles* You’ll enjoy it soon enough.

Leo: *Calls Raph on his phone* Raph!

Raph: What’s up, Leo?

Leo: I don’t feel good..! This.. this might be it for me. This wound.. it’s too deep.. I- *Phone hangs up*

Raph: LEO! *Nods to his brothers who were listening in

*All rush home*

Raph: Leo!? Leo! Where are ya-

Mikey: Uh, Raph? *Points at a badly hidden open tomato sauce can*

Raph: Again?!

Donnie: Honestly, he’s doing it so often now that I’m tempted to help him succeed.

Raph: This fake death has to stop!

Donnie & Mikey: *Nod*

*All, head into living room and find Leo on the ground, surrounded by “blood” while maintaining his act*

Mikey: Leo! Talk to me Leo! *Shakes and slaps him but gets no response*

Donnie: Move aside. I’ll scan him.

Mikey: …Donnie?

Donnie: He doesn’t have a pulse..

Leo: Haha! Very funny, D! Fine, my act wasn’t awesome enough this time but-

Mikey: *Gasps* No.. but.. can’t we do CPR? Or, or! Bring him to a vet! Or-

Raph: *Takes hold of Mikey’s shoulder* He’s gone, Mike.. let’s at least see him off in a respectful way.

Leo: Guys?

Donnie: *Brings in a random casket*

Raph: When did you? Nevermind, I don’t want to know. *Gently puts a sweating Leo in the casket and closes it*

Leo: GUYS?!

Donnie: *Nails lid*

All: *Carry Leo out the lair*

Raph: I can’t believe I’m sayin’ this but.. Raph’s gonna miss his jokes..

Leo: I can joke! Raph?! Can you hear me?!

Mikey: I somehow feel like I can still hear his voice.. *sniffles*

Leo: That’s because I’m ALIVE, MIKEY! Come on, guys!

Donnie: You know, I think I want to bury him in New Jersey. I bet that’s what he would’ve wanted.

Leo: NOOOOooooo!

*Turtles all typing in group chat*

Raph: Raph is doing his best training! *Attaches a photo of him lifting weights*

Leo: Leo is doing his best by doing absolutely nothing. *Sends picture of him relaxing in a beach chair with sunglasses* But in a cool way 😎

Raph: Only Raph is allowed to talk in third person!😡

Donnie: Donnie disagrees.

Leo: *Enters lair* Yo, my bros! I’m back from-

R&D: Shhh! Shush!

Leo: Wow, ok? Weird way to say welcome back, but I’ll take it.

Raph: Just be quiet! You’ll trigger him.

Leo: *Peeks into the living room and finds an angry Mikey sitting on the bean bag* Oh, I see.

Donnie: I just checked his grumpiness and his puffy cheeks levels are through the roof.

Raph: Above hamster?

Donnie: *Nods*

Raph: Poor Mikey..

Leo: What happened?

Raph: Apparently he was cooking spaghetti and found out while cooking it that he didn’t have the key ingredient. And since all the stores are closed..

Leo: Ah. So, only one thing left to do, right?

Raph: Right.

Donnie: It’s a long shot, but we asked April to get us one.

Raph: *Rushes past the living room* Uh, Leo? Can you grab the thing and do the thing for me tonight?

Leo: Can do! *Raises thumb*

Raph: Thanks! *Runs off*

Mikey: Do the what for the what now?

I got real curious.. because to me Raph is the hardest to draw, so now I gotta know if I’m the only one! 🐢

Mikey: Ah, Christmas! Everything is just perfect!

Raph: Right?! We got the nice and warm fireplace.

Leo: Amazing decorations and food!

Mikey: And, of course, spending it together with family! What else can you ask for, right, D?

Donnie: *Stares blankly into the distance*

Leo: Don?

Donnie: *Points at the string of lights* One of the lightbulbs is broken.

All: *Stare at the lights*

Leo: AW, COME ON, MAN!

Raph: REALLY?!