EVIL Riri

NOT me when I DONT Hedgehog

settle down sweetie

MAYBE i wouldn't be so ANGRY if i had some fucken RICE

i physically can't because then i'd be Ririwithrice, and that username is taken

ririwithmorerice

which one of us would have more rice

we have as much rice as we each need

well SOMEONE needs more rice! we can't both have the same amount of rice!

how come

because we can't have the same username

maybe you could be ririwithdifferenteyebrows

no i don't think so

If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston

stop being British. that’s so scary

@ririwithdifferenteyebrows

'ello 'ello 'ello, whots all this, then!? making fun of me blimey nationality? not very proper of you, innit! you're univited from me tea time!

Lies and deceit

OH MY GOODNESS i’m sorry sir…uh sirs. ur adorable

anytime

you’re telling me

i love you, thrithriwiththrice

Thanks…….! x3

😉 😘

Lies and deceit

OH MY GOODNESS i’m sorry sir…uh sirs. ur adorable

anytime

you’re telling me

i love you, thrithriwiththrice

i haven’t heard much from my clones lately :( @mimiwithmice @liliwithlice actually i’ve heard from @ririwithrobot but that’s about it

but what if i DO tag you two? >:)

I’d kiss you on the mouth I’d kiss you on the mouth

@twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice

riricest?

well yeah but what does the other twin have to say about this

yay wahoo ^u^

i haven’t heard much from my clones lately :( @mimiwithmice @liliwithlice actually i’ve heard from @ririwithrobot but that’s about it

but what if i DO tag you two? >:)

I’d kiss you on the mouth I’d kiss you on the mouth

@twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice

riricest?

well yeah but what does the other twin have to say about this

i haven’t heard much from my clones lately :( @mimiwithmice @liliwithlice actually i’ve heard from @ririwithrobot but that’s about it

but what if i DO tag you two? >:)

I’d kiss you on the mouth I’d kiss you on the mouth

@twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice @twitwiwithtwice

i haven’t heard much from my clones lately :( @mimiwithmice @liliwithlice actually i’ve heard from @ririwithrobot but that’s about it

but what if i DO tag you two? >:)

ty

😄😀🙂😐😶🥵😕🫤😟😨😰😢🤕🤕🤒🤕🤕🥵🥵🤕

is it hot or naw

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

is it or isn’t it

readings indicate that the oven is a measly 450 degrees feirenhight, wich is nothing to my metallic exoskeleton. we need more heat.

Hello riri sir. since you, the real ririwithrice, dont have an askbox, i have a question unrelated to your standing as the real [not a robot replica] ririwithrice. what is your favorite fictional robot character?

i miss my riri clones they haven’t been as vocal lately

[ominous silence]

I'm sorry I dont have very many bits. I can only make so many ice puns

vro i aint even evil anymore how do u think i feel. im just pretty much riri but i have differing opinions and strong opinions on eyebrows

i miss my riri clones they haven’t been as vocal lately

[ominous silence]

i believe we are entering a new golden age of ririville people

it means riri has the midas touch now and he's gonna be touching all of us i think

balls

we agree we agree

4 balls between u

five, actually five, actually

well we won’t discuss that

um i don’t think it’s supposed to look like that buddy

bouncing my ball #myball

slay i suppose

bouncing my riri #myriri

nghhhhhnghhhhnghhhhhhhh

okay nevermind not bouncing my riri anymore #lifeisworthnothing

hooooh aww ok

bouncing my riri yet again #myriri #inthevoidagain

ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh

are you okay? still bouncing my riri #myriri #freakayyyy #mightkillhimsoon #lol

don’t stop evil riri

holy freak #freakayyyyyyyyyy

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING *squirts confetti*

[covered in cum— i mean cum— i mean CONfetti] how peculiar...

i cum confetti ok it’s a genetic condition

we don’t cum confetti youre weird we don’t cum confetti youre weird

sorry twitwi

it’s ok dw *passionate kiss* it’s ok dw *passionate kiss*

AAAAAAAKAMAMAAMAMAMA

he liked that it seems he liked that it seems

ahem i don’t think we need a ririverse orgy

JUNI?????

what no i don't even-- what? i don't even know who that is. [lying]

I look away for 5 minutes and theres a ririlationship going on? and I wasn't invited????

someone should make a pipiwithpolycule