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âHals- und Beinbruch!â
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literally: Neck and leg fracture!
Break a leg!
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open your spotify "on repeat" and the first five songs are the soundtrack to your personal rom-com
Tagged by @orangeflavoryawp, who has managed to wake me from my Tumblr slumber (...Slumbr?), for good or ill, at least enough to show that I am not too old to figure out how to work Spotify.
1. Heute hier, morgen dort by Hannes Wader. It is a folksy tune about a man who can never seem to find a place to settle down. Very appropriate for the uncertain middle of a rom-com when it doesn't seem like it's gonna work out.
2. HALLOMANN by Rammstein. It is a creepy, haunting ballad more suited to a stalker or serial killer than a romantic lead. Like many lyrics by Till Lindemann, it explores some dark places, where most rom-coms fear to tread.
3. Just the Thrill by Molotov Jukebox. This one is much more upbeat than the first two, though it is surprisingly subdued for an MJ joint (and this one is in English, even!). It's a song about a woman making some unideal choices because she can't be with the one she loves.
4. Kinder (sind so kleine Hände) by Bettina Wegner. Another German song, though from a female point of view. Subdued again, about the fragility and innocence of youth, and the necessity of preserving both.
5. Kokain by Hannes Wader (yet again), singing about a trip from central Germany to Berlin with some...chemical company, which is a theme in his family's past and present, and threatens to take his attention from more important things.
Tja. HĂśrt sich alles irgendwie angemessen an. But I fear it has the makings for a disappointing film. We'll see if the live version has a happier next act.
In my own turn I'm curious if any of my mutuals are still around and if they listen to spotify. @o0sarena0o and @dahllaz and @janiedean and @snakebitcat and @systlin are the ones who float to the top of my @-list.
Na dann, feuer frei!
Fenris
@rowanofferelden @riptidemonzarc @comfortablesilences110 @im-a-monster-fucking-princess đ
you should all read this, itâs really interesting! :)
According to Wikipedia, it's a fictional story. Damned good one, though.
erster versuch das hochzuladen ist im äther verschwunden kein plan warum hier 2. versuch
Vor allem die Aldiszene @lightofevolution @riptidemonzarc @beautyberrywrites @nikitajobson đđđ

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I am in awe of this.
Something in my brain always registered Mars as seen in media. Like dark, little sunlight and like an orange colour. To see it actually look like earth.. like something familiar... is amazing to me.
look, I know itâs ~problematic~ for all kinds of reasons but I do kind of love when thereâs a character with few or no scruples who outsources their moral compass to someone else
itâs sort of the equivalent of when a cat jumps up somewhere they shouldnât be and you just pick them up and move them off it, only with murder or whatever.Â
character a looking at character b like âokay is this a situation where I can do a murderâ and character b like. âno. weâve gone over this.â
I just find it very funny
7. Wearing The Other's Clothes for @14daysdalovers
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"You look wonderful, my love"
In the Salle des Caryatides
it's called blasphemy, try it sometime

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âIâM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMAREâ i scream at the age of 23 as iâm forced to make adult phonecalls
Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but it doesn't really get any less surreal and ridiculous when you're 33 either.
Just a regular morning in Normandy.. (Oh, and Legion and EDI found that one specific Disney/Pixarâs robot animation, Wall-E delightful. They really do enjoy the song Put on your Sunday clothes (orig from Hello, Dolly!) Mass Effect by Bioware Comic & art made by me
i imagine thatâd be me swimming in cerealÂ
Why did âbe critical of your mediaâ turn into âfind all its flaws and hate itâ why did people become allergic to FUN
Because people confuse âcritical as in critical thinkingâ with âcritical as in criticizing something,â so they think that âlook for something bad, no matter how far-fetchedâ is what âbeing criticalâ means.
They also donât realize that âliterary criticismâ meansâŚ
Okay. What literary criticism IS, is like taking a mechanical clock apart to see all the gears and learn how it fits together and approach your next clock with more knowledge of what makes it tick.
What they THINK literary criticism means is, you take the clock apart and beat all the pieces with a hammer, then scream at it because it doesnât tick for you the way it used to.
OMG SOMEBODY PUT IT IN WORDS
asked my friend why the @ symbol is called (spider) monkey in german and polish and they sent me this drawing
Klammeraffe, yes, but not spider monkey in German. Not many people call it that anymore, though, and definitely not when you spell out your email address :).
@riptidemonzarc Vielleicht kennst du diesen Begriff noch nicht⌠đ
Nein, gar nicht. Wie heiĂt es, wenn man die E-Mail-Adresse aussagt?

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vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggsâŚ.why
people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens
This is not true.
1) honeybees do not produce âextra honey.â And beekeepers donât take some of the honey, they take all of it.
2) chickens have been artificially selected from naturally producing eggs once a month to producing eggs every couple of days. Their bodies are not sustainable and the health complications of this rapid egg production kills chickens.
Hey idk who like. Lied to you about the way honey farms work, but could you stop spreading misinformation? Are you a beekeeper?
Because I am!
Beekeepers make sure hives are fed before there is pollen in the air, protected from predators and the elements, and have enough honey to sustain themselves. We donât take all of it.
But overproduction of honey leads to stagnation in the hive. It puts stress on the queen to lay eggs, and when they inevitably fill up all their space with honey (instead of filling up the multiple empty, clean boxes of frames beekeepers might put on top of the main hive box), the queen can get so stressed she dies. If thereâs a spike in the weather and the hive hasnât prepared new queen brood, thatâs it! The colony is dead. Because there wasnât enough space for eggs and honey in the hive.
Beekeepers take excess honey. We are constantly monitoring the state of the hive, checking for parasites, analyzing the eggs for diseases, and making sure they are fed and healthy (usually with sugar water and pollen substitutes until they have made enough honey to sustain themselves in the early spring months). If a queen dies prematurely, we make every attempt to replace her to save the colony.
I know thereâs an urge to patronize everyone who works in the farming industry, but try to understand the differences between small scale agriculture and industrial farming. There IS a difference. And stop spreading misinformation.
If youâre this passionate about ethical consumption, look into some of the ecofeminist research on non-hierarchal interspecies relationships (working on building animal-human relationships in a non exploitative way).
But yeah! Stop spreading misinformation! Please đ
Also if I can harp on the chicken part?
Yea Chickens are some of the most abused animals on big factory farms and Iâll be the first to admit itâs criminal and more needs to be done to regulate this.
Yes selective breeding over time has caused an increase in the ammount of eggs produced by chickens and factory farms have some messed up practices to get more eggs from them including forced moutling.
THIS IS WHY YOU SUPPORT LOCAL FARMERS AND THEIR EGGS
Many people take to raising their own hens because of Americaâs immoral treatment of hens in factory farms like youâre not helping the poor chicks by starving these farmers financially youâre just hurting the one people trying to change things and making the OPTION of cage free organic cruelty free eggs even harder to find
First of all, chickens didnât ever âlay one egg a monthâ because theyâre clutch layers. Not only that, but many chicken folk are raising heritage breeds, not commercial hens,. Your average commercial production hen (leghorns, Isa browns, etc) produce 5-6 eggs per week, laying an egg a day (which is actually how junglefowl, ie wild chickens, lay. The difference is that jungle fowl lay their clutch and then brood). Heritage breeds often donât because they havenât been bred for egg production, theyâve been bred out of a sense of heritage. Older breeds our ancestors around the world kept for various reasons. Often these breeds are the ones that lay 3-4 eggs in a week instead of daily, which is less often than wild fowl when itâs laying season. In addition, several heritage breeds are being kept for conservation reasons, as the breeds were nearly lost.
And backyard hens are often spoiled pets. They get fed rich, hearty, varied diets. Usually a staple chow and then extras like leafy greens, bugs, fruits, veggies. Often they get table scraps. Iâve seen countless people make warm oatmeal on cold mornings to give to Their Ladies. They make them chicken sweaters, and aprons, and diapers so they can visit inside the house for snuggles. Enrichment is increasing for them every day. Most people allow their birds to free range during the day when itâs nice out. They give them names.
They also lay eggs, often infertile ones but even the fertile ones arenât âbabiesâ like youâre thinking. They are absolutely inert without incubation for over 24 hours straight because chickens lay a clutch of 8-15 eggs and need them to hatch at all the same time so they donât start incubation until the hen stops laying and sits on them. Brooding is just as hard if not harder on them than laying is, because they stop eating and drinking except once a day, and hold in their poop so they only poop once a day instead of eliminating waste every 15 minutes or so like they would normally. This can cause them to lose a lot of weight and some birds will sit on eggs until it seriously threatens their health. So normally you donât WANT them to brood if you can prevent it, unless you know they have fertile eggs AND you want babies or know how youâre going to re-home them. Itâs also not possible to safely fix a bird; anesthesia is an extremely dangerous risk that often leads to death and no vet in their right mind would risk it just so you can prevent a chicken hen from laying eggs.
IN SUMMARY: The eggs they naturally produce by existing and being well cared for are edible, nutritious, and taste good, you cannot safely prevent them from laying them, and leaving the eggs in with them can lead to negative health consequences.
So what would you have someone do? Throw away food just because your pet produced it instead of the dirt? Thatâs illogical and wasteful.
Like, if you just donât want to eat eggs, then donât. I donât particularly like eggs either! I keep chickens as pets, and they produce a bunch of eggs I donât eat, so I sell them or give them to other people. BUT if youâre not eating eggs from backyard chickens because of some misguided idea that itâs cruel, youâre just wrong, and you should stop spreading that lie.
sometimes I look at posts like this and think âsurely this is a false flag. nobody who champions a cause is that uninformed about it, right? RIGHT? surely this is somebody pretending to be a vegan/ARA to set up a âlook at the vegan getting completely ownedâ post.â
then i go to their blogs and (when theyâre not deactivated because of the vegan getting completely owned post) oh my god they are real, they just donât actually know anything about the thing they hate. they have no idea how beekeeping, small-scale chickenkeeping, or anything in the animal ag industry actually works. theyâve completely bought into the lie that small-scale production is just as bad for animals and the environment as factory farming.
Either we have a bunch of small farms and personal/community gardens where people produce substantial portions of their own food, we have giant factory farms, or most of us die of starvation.
Pick one.
To be fair, post-it notes are generally safe enough.
The point of a strong set of computer passwords is to keep your accounts safe from hackers, not burglars.
In the Linux world there is a concept along the lines of "presence takes precedence"; i.e., if you've got physical access to the machine, it's yours, and indeed, if you're halfway determined and can google effectively on a separate device, you can bypass the password to a Linux computer you have right in front of you. With a bit more googling, you can gain root access and do pretty much anything you want. The flipside is that Linux servers are *very* difficult to hack into remotely, to the point that a significant portion of the Internet runs on Linux machines.
This concept is similar to that of password managers, like Dashlane or LastPass. I prefer Keepass myself, which is a bit more cumbersome than the other two, but it's open-source and doesn't store any passwords remotely, so you're not relying on the security of strangers.
But any way you like it, a password manager (even letting Google manage your passwords) is better than having to keep track of a million different accounts yourself. Let the program generate a long string of nonsense for you, and you don't even ever have to see it. Then you just need one decent password *for the password manager*, and occasionally change the generated passwords if you have reason to suspect they've been compromised.