hermione: rules are Very Important™
hermione: -sets teacher on fire-
hermione: have you checked the restricted section?
hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients
hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon
hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free
hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-
hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed
hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us
hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-
hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-
hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-
hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™
