Here's to Never Growing Up

" i had a consensual workplace relationship" has the same feel as that meme where the womans like "he had a horrible accident... he tripped and fell.... into another womans vagina *wipes away tear*"

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

Also because we were preparing for Shrek's arrival.

got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

cybercatholic

Sisters of Battle are a Vibe, an Aesthetic, a Mood

drinkw ater highly recomend

Just saw someone on campus stop the person ahead of me to ask for directions and this poor man just looks at the student's phone and goes "I don't know how to tell you this... you're on the wrong campus. You're in the wrong city."

"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care

ah yes the benefits grift where you can’t get married, can’t have savings and get a pittance. the one that accounts for 0.3% of fraud compared to the other 99.7% in tax frauds and various corporate grants and writeoffs. took me 14 years of being nearly bedbound to get approved because we hadn’t ticked all the right boxes in the correct order.