All I want is the world

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing