My puppy is “a pleasure to have in class” 🥰

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My puppy is “a pleasure to have in class” 🥰

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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah
[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]
NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter
@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit
only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for
there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs
I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows
GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ
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26, 27 & 30 (sacred being however you define it)
Woah thank you!
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
It’s hard to choose, it sometimes feels like warm weather makes almost everything my favorite activity. I love going to the nearest pond and frog watching in the summer. I try not to bother them too much now, but I swear to you, when I was maybe 10 I caught a bullfrog that must have weighed at least a pound. I’m pretty sure I’ve had an affection for frogs as far back as I can remember, lol. When it’s quite hot I go to the edge of the pond and watch the tadpoles basking. They’re so huge and so serene. I just love watching frogs, man. And perhaps the occasional turtle, or adventurous garter snake going for a swim.
During the months of spring proper, when it really sinks in that winter is finally gone, I visit an “undiscovered” vernal pool in the woods. It’s more like a vaguely-sunny-and-damp weather activity, but like. close enough. This vernal pool, which at least feels like my own personal secret even if it definitely isn’t, was a haven for wood frogs. It’s been a few years since the pool has remained full long enough for them to breed, unfortunately, but I like to go there and watch them too. Hopefully they’ll catch a lucky break and I’ll see tadpoles again. They’re so tiny in comparison to the bullfrogs. Like, obviously, the ecosystem is what it is, but I feel bad for them. Everything’s trying to eat those wood frogs.
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
I don’t get along well with cold weather, but one of the few good things about it is the early nights. They are so depressing and they wreck my mornings, but they create an optimal mood for dinner + movie viewing. I try to go for different movies every year, but no matter what else I put in the rotation I always end up watching The Menu. It’s kinda weird but eating dinner in the dark while watching the scary food movie has become one of my favorite sort-of traditions.
30. places that you find sacred?
I love the passenger seat on a long quiet drive. Or a window seat on the bus, or the train really. I love solitude in motion. But the passenger seat especially, for the view of the highway, and for the sort of mutual invisibility that happens when the driver and the shotgun both forget about the person in their peripheral.

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weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
I got into a (playful) argument with a friend today over whether there was a breed of dog named bolshoi (russian for big) and I said that would be a ridiculous name for a dog that’s one of like the top 3 adjectives it’s so vague. So we went on Wikipedia and it turns out he was thinking of borzoi, which is a decisive & automatic win for me. Except it turns out borzoi comes from an archaic adjective meaning fast, so.
^the fast
really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon
Urban Canopy ~ Hong Kong by Christophe Caudroy ⌘ Elevated highways float above surviving woodland
i made a collage of 100 of my favorite photographs of different species in honor of David Attenborough’s 100th birthday

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May Day
Happy May Day/Labor Day. I hope anyone reading this had a good days, and knows that they are appreciated for all the hard work they do.
saw this breaking bad role swap au on insta and ive not been the same since

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Have you read The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick (2007)?
yes
no
I didn't finish it
I've never heard of it
everyone loves to jest and joke and meme about he can't keep getting away with it but like. he Can't. keep getting away with it. like he KEEPS. getting away with it. and it really does make you feel crazy.
guys I was watching the walter white keeps getting away with it show and walter white got away with it again.