Rins on the Daily

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Trauma! 

Kakashi: “father committed suicide when he was a child. he was a child soldier in a brutal war. everyone on his team died, one by one, and each time he had a reason to blame himself. one of them literally killed herself using him as the weapon. did I mention the child soldier thing.”

“so so much its been so long since ive read Naruto but hes pretty up there in traumatic moments”

“Kakashi's father killed himself while Kakashi was still a kid, and left him alone because his mom was already dead. While dealing with his difficult feelings about it, he ended up on a mission that killed his teammate pretty horrifically. He lost his eye on that mission too, and replaced it with the eye of his teammate. He's literally actually died but the plot wouldn't let him rest and brought him back. He's had to train the son of his deceased mentor and a member of the same clan that his teammate who gave him the eye, which probably didn't feel great. Kakashi's really been through it and I haven't even finished the show yet, so there's probably more!”

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Rin: Oh boy. Oh boy. Lemme explain. No, will take too long. Lemme sum up. Rowdy younger twin son of catholic priest. Real bad day. Within the span of like an hour discovers demons are real, he's the son of satan, yes that satan, and then that satan kills his dad in front of him and his body is permanently transformed to be significantly less human. Shortly thereafter he's stood before his dad's new grave and a fucking clownass madman (who's also his older brother but does Not tell him that cus he's a dick who likes secrets) offers him a deal where he can either learn to be an exorcist in an impossibly short amount of time or! Be executed on the spot uwu. Takes the deal to learn to be an exorcist, shit goes Down at the school, his twin knew everything this whole FUCKING time and has some wild ass complexes and tells Rin he should have just died, his attempts to keep his demonic sperm donor a secret from his classmates falls through in spectacular fashion and his body is *even more* modified and now the Vatican know he's the son of satan and now he has ~•°☆six months☆°•~ to functionally get a phd but! They didn't kill him! Yet! However more of the brothers he doesn't know about have. Complexes. The sum up is not summing up holy good god the illuminati is real and lucifer is there and then Rin fucking burns to death and his ashen corpse collapses to dust and then he watches his own birth? And then wakes up to *yet another fun fancy free body modification session* and now has pure white hair and that's why he deserves to be on this list your honor I rest my case

Propaganda!

Kakashi: “he's got a neat mask” 

“Look at him. He's so cool.”