Rin Nohara

Quotes from the book “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”.

Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“He is — I don’t know the politically correct term — a moron.”

“If it wasn’t for his girlfriend, he wouldn’t do anything.”

“I want him to hate it. I want him to hate every minute of it for my own amusement.”

“This is one of the funniest, most expensive practical jokes I’ve ever done. And it’s gonna be great.”

“Why do you tell me these things?”

“Hey, [Name], I’ve got you a lovely gift.”

“Will you stop going on about me being dead!”

“I keep it in my bum bag.”

“You don’t just turn down hospitality like that, not when you’re in another country.”

“If someone gives you a bed for the night, you take it, my friend.”

“If your aunt invited me to sleep with her, I’d be over there in a flash.”

“It’s just a game of cards. You haven’t got to go out partying.”

“Ain’t that a gay term?”

“I wouldn’t be insulted if this is where you sleep.“

“It’s gonna be the same as this, isn’t it? They all look the same.”

“You were ill, so I can’t have a go at you.”

“I want you to have a bit of goodness in your life for a change.”

“Do I get an explanation of what it’s like, or do you want it to be a surprise?”

“What makes you think I will be happier in this other place?”

“Just one hurdle — to get over there it’s an eight-hour overnight bus ride.”

“It’s not a holiday!”

“Why were you covered in paint?”

“But this sounds like fun. People invited you into their lives. Why wouldn’t that be interesting?”

“You’re not good at empathy.”

“This is an extraordinary opportunity.”

“You’ve got to be out of your comfort zone. That is the very nature of what you are doing.”

“It is a fascinating, giant world out there. You’ve got to experiment and see things.”

“You are not a tiny little animal that needs to be nurtured — you’re a fully-grown man who can look after himself. You’re going to be fine.”

“What do you mean ‘get involved’?”

“It could just be an incredibly violent chicken.”

“I’m not bothered about it being on the floor. That isn’t a problem. It’s just a bit of soil. I can eat that.”

“Sometimes they find gold in this area.”

“Is it going to kill me?”

“I didn’t think you’d be a dog lover, really.”

“Everybody’s got a gun.”

“Why did you have a bag over your head?”

“I don’t know if you could annoy him. I imagine that even if it annoyed him he’d forgive you.”

“What does the ‘H’ stand for? People always say “Jesus H. Christ”. What’s his middle name?”

“They don’t like me, period.”

“Can’t you give them some better news than “There’s a holocaust coming”?”

“I was going to say taste it, to see how salty it is — but don’t.”

“It’s the worst animal you can sit on, innit? It’s got a lump in it.”

“What? We’re going the whole way on camel?”

“Put some clothes on and do some fucking work.”

“You like staying in caves and all that, so you’re staying in a cave tonight.”

“You could learn a lot about yourself, you know, stripping away all of the creature comforts that you’re used to.”

“I like looking at them, but I don’t want to sleep with them.”

“Oh dear, you’ve been insulting local people by not engaging with their customs again.”

“Just because you live in a cave, you’re not a caveman.”

“Are you just saying that? Are you being honest with me?”

Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“I promise, I will never let anything happen to you.”

“First, we check to see that the coast is clear…”

“You’re not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?”

“You think you can do these things, but you just can’t, [Name]!”

“A boat? Hey, I’ve seen a boat!”

“It’s all right, I understand. Why trust a ____, right?”

“Fish are friends, not food.”

“Humans! Think they own everything…”

“Aww, is the party over?”

“Wow, the big blue! What’s it like?”

“You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.”

“I’ve seen that look before. What are you thinking about?”

“When life gets ya down, you know whatcha gotta do?”

“[Name], no singing.”

“Are you my conscience?”

“It’s so… pretty! I want to touch it…”

“[Name], please. Not another one of your escape plans…”

“Yes, trust. It’s what friends do.”

“I shall call him “Squishy” and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.”

“So, we’re cheating death now? That’s what we’re doing?”

“Stay awake!”

“Fish aren’t meant to be in a box.”

“You got serious thrill issues, dude.”

“You so totally rock, [Name]!”

“Ohh! Would you just SHUT UP!!”

“You know, you’re really cute, but I don’t know what you’re saying!”

“Wait, wait, wait. I have definitely seen this floating speck before…”

“Well, there has to be someone. It’s the ocean, silly, we’re not the only two in here.”

“Hey, look! Scum angel!”

“You know, I speak whale.”

“There, there… It’s all right, it’ll be okay.”

“Well, you can’t never let anything happen to him, then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little [Name].”

“Stop trying to speak whale! You’re gonna make things worse!”

“No! I didn’t come this far to be breakfast!”

“Hop inside my mouth if you want to live…”

“I’m so sorry. Truly, I am.”

“If it wasn’t for you, I never would have even made it here. So, thank you.”

“Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before…”

“I look at you and… I’m home. I don’t want that to go away.”

“You were dead! I saw you!”

Quotes taken from this video.

Feel Free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“It’s my birthday today!”

“Why is it so dark in here?”

“I don’t know what that is. Don’t step in that!”

“What’s that? What’s that one? What’s that one? They’re everywhere!”

“I have nothing to do with this, I was just trying to go to the bathroom!”

“You got something to say!?”

“Oh, look at me! Look at me!”

“I’m the man. I’M the man!”

“Why do I have to hit someone?”

“This is the best part right here. This is my favorite part.”

“Shh! Stop talking, this is the best part.”

“This is terrible. Absolutely terrible!”

“Nothing about this is good! Not one thing.”

“What a gamer. What a GOD of a gamer.”

“This is the thing I’m talking about, right here.”

“Absolute perfection! No ifs, ands, or buts. This, right here, is absolute perfection!”

“Wow! This is what it looks like up close!”

“Turn it off. Are you in charge of this? Turn it off!”

“You really fuckin’ watchin’ this shit?”

“Now, THAT’S showbusiness!”

“This is your space!”

“Here’s what I have to say about this…”

“I saved the world right there! I just saved the world!”

“I drank a pint of vodka.”

“Welcome to the Clown News.”

“There’s your t-pose.”

“I feel like I’m at the tailor.”

“You! It’s time for you to pay!”

“It hurts my body to do it!”

“Holy shit, that was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done. And I can never take it back.”

“I have to puke every time I get hit.”

“Nobody use that! You’ll be in big trouble!”

“If I don’t move… it won’t see me…”

“They’re stinging my blood!”

“That’s just my new car. It’s a beauty, isn’t she?”

“I never thought that I would be winning this award…”

“I can’t go down that road.”

“I mean, this is my house. And it’s much better than yours.”

“That is a, weird, weird, image there.”

“I didn’t do it!”

“Looks like this guy went shush.”

“Put this guy in a body bag, he’s dead.”

“It’s high noon somewhere.”

“Oh, my god, I almost just died.”

“Shut the fuck up! We’re gonna get caught!”

“You should have gone for the head.”

“Don’t eat me!”

“You’re a scientist? I’m something of a scientist myself.”

Kurenai: ‘Prettiest smile.’

Iruka: ‘Nicest personality.’

Kakashi: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight.’

RIP here’s this too 

RIP here’s this too 

she’s never seen using them yet her canon nature types are earth and water (the two elements needed for wood style) 

yamato, the only other living wood style user, was literally her captain and could’ve trained her like naruto - and as a wood style user she could’ve trained with naruto by controlling kurama instead of sitting around with sai and watching

she’s the student and successor of tsunade (hashirama’s granddaughter) and surpassed even tsunade’s byakugou - as in, the closest jutsu to hashirama’s regeneration

from the beginning her character and narrative have heavily involved nature and growth (even down to her name - literally “spring field of cherry blossoms” - and color design - green + floral pinks)

she has a much higher focus / concentration and learning speed than naruto, who reached sage mode! she should be able to just as well!

sage mode is already taught by both the toads and snakes, so narratively the slugs should be able to teach it too - and sakura already has an established summoning ability and connection with katsuyu

just a little thing, but sakura’s clasped hands shown repeatedly in openings and endings could’ve grown from a passive gesture to one of strength - the snake hand sign iconic to wood style

she’s never seen using them yet her canon nature types are earth and water (the two elements needed for wood style) 

yamato, the only other living wood style user, was literally her captain and could’ve trained her like naruto - and as a wood style user she could’ve trained with naruto by controlling kurama instead of sitting around with sai and watching

she’s the student and successor of tsunade (hashirama’s granddaughter) and surpassed even tsunade’s byakugou - as in, the closest jutsu to hashirama’s regeneration

from the beginning her character and narrative have heavily involved nature and growth (even down to her name - literally “spring field of cherry blossoms” - and color design - green + floral pinks)

she has a much higher focus / concentration and learning speed than naruto, who reached sage mode! she should be able to just as well!

sage mode is already taught by both the toads and snakes, so narratively the slugs should be able to teach it too - and sakura already has an established summoning ability and connection with katsuyu

just a little thing, but sakura’s clasped hands shown repeatedly in openings and endings could’ve grown from a passive gesture to one of strength - the snake hand sign iconic to wood style