Quotes Kakashi and Iruka probably didn't say

Kakashi: Nothing.

Gai: I think you’re wrong.

Kakashi: I think I’m not.

Gai: I think you’re getting together.

Kakashi: We’re not.

Gai: But you want to.

Kakashi: Yes.

Gai: I think… wait, what?

Iruka: But – that’s just a trash can.

Kakashi: It sure is!

Kakashi: Ok, mature. Got it.

[Later, during the date]

Iruka: So...what do you like to do in your free time?

Iruka: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Kakashi: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Kakashi:

Yamato: And you said "Thank you"…?

Kakashi: Yeah.

Yamato: Well, that was very polite of you.

[Meanwhile]

Iruka: "Thank you"?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

Kakashi: You don’t have all the facts.

Naruto: Which are?

Iruka, grading tests: No, but why?

Kakashi: Someone probably stole the stars and put them there. [winks]

Iruka, turning to him and tilting his head: Oh, so my eyes are full of gas?

Kakashi: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?