~Freaking awesome~

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy 22/2/22 day!

I am going to make one of these and stick it to my wall

Every so often I get slammed in the face by the size discrepancy between Danny and Jack Fenton.

@thebibliosphere why do i get the feeling that Vlad tried something like this at least once?

I mean, vampires in my world cast reflections, but he’d absolutely do something like this. And a multitude of other things.

…But wouldn’t it still be too dark to see under the eyepatch?

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[ID: A series of screenshots showing how to schedule a post on tumblr desktop. The first photo points to the arrow next to the “post” button. The second shows a popup with an arrow pointing to the “schedule” option. The third has the date and time options outlined with a box, with arrows pointing to it and instructions that read “change time + date”. The last photo had the schedule date outlined again, but this time the scheduled date changed to 04/01/2022 at 12:35 pm. End ID]

Mishapocalyse 2: The Crash

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

The IMPACT NOISE

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

am on floor

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

Happy one year anniversary little thread

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

hi take everything I own

OH GOSH GOLLY I JUST GOT THE TOPH JOKE HOLY CRUD

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

i hope your onions caramelize. i hope my onions caramelize. i hope we both sauté our root vegetables to perfection. slow cooked onions in loving pan.