life's a bitch

"I mean, shouldn’t you just let it go and ignore it?"

❝I dunno how to let somethin' like that go...❞ Or, anything at all, really. ❝You're kinda weird.❞

"Oh. I-I just asked if you could h-help me with cooking t-today. I-If its okay with you…."

❝Y-Ya mean that...You're asking me to help you with somethin'? Are you sure?❞ 

            “Hey, uh, kid. No offense, but right about now a magical cat with a pop-tart body could be flyin’ through here & I wouldn’t even be surprised. However, it never ceases to amaze me how many humans could have any type of animalistic attributes, be it inside or out.” 

❝Y'mean -- You're used to seein' things like this...?❞ It surprised him, 'cause most people would have a more intense reaction. ❝What the hell kinda people do you know? Actually, in what world are there magical cats with pop-tart bodies? That's just weird.❞

”Looks can be deceiving you know? Besides, don’t you think that demons would be the most likely to be cute? So they can tempt unsuspecting humans and whatnot. You should learn not to trust a pretty face, little man.”

He honestly didn't see anything wrong with what he said. There wasn't enough time to work out the puzzle, though, 'cause she continued talking, effectively distracting him. What she said was true, really -- But he hadn't expected anyone to say anything remotely positive about demons. ❝Nah, I know what you mean, but...It's been my experience that people don't usually believe that -- I mean, I'm not sure about bein' cute so demons can tempt humans, since I don't really think that's somethin' that all demons do, but...I get what you mean. You're...different. In a good way.❞

❝That kinda stuff ain't enough to fill a person. The market it is ! ❞ A pause. ❝Which way is that?❞

"Sorry, it’s just that it doesn’t really affect me!" You’re sounding pretty gay there, Mikado-kun.

❝How the hell can it not affect you? It's...It's disturbing, is what it is! ! Are ya used to this happening?❞

"Beats me." He shrugs. He has ways to find out, though…

❝...You don't sound very concerned.❞ Did he enjoy the random message from the strange bathtub guy?

"You got it too, huh..?"

❝Y'mean I'm not the only one that got it...? I feel relieved, somehow. Yeah, I don't even know that person, so I don't know how I got it...How'd he have my number, in the first place?❞

「I mean, if I was as stupid as fucking loud boy, standing in the presence of a bloody king, yelling about demons n’ other shit.」Sighs, when will people realise.「I’ll just igrore your fuck-up and tell you that it has something to do with a blue flame, yes?」Dropped da bomb.

❝Hey ! Who t'hell're you callin' stupid, huh? And who's a king? Tch. I don't see no 'king' around here; just an old chew toy and some brat.❞ He was totally prepared to continue ranting (in fact, he would've been glad to), but now...Well, he's just staring at this girl, growing increasingly horrified by the second. ❝B-Blue flame?! The hell -- Are you related to Satan, too?❞

”How am I different?”

❝You...Well, you're a helluva lot cuter than most demons I've seen, that's for sure.❞ Kicks at the ground, a little flustered, before jabbing an accusing finger in the stranger's direction, eyes squinting suspiciously. ❝Y'do smell kinda weird, though !❞

“Well, aren’t you cute. In a totally nerdy way. What if I told you that you were talking to a demon right now?”

Whoops.