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Battle intro:
Yang charges from off screen at Ricken with one of her fists ablaze. However, he blocks and the resulting explosion sends Yang into the air. Elwind is then cast, but is countered by a flame shot from Ember Celica. Once Yang lands on the ground, wind from Rexcalibur begins to form and surround Yang. She then slams her fist on the ground, causing a fiery explosion around her which cancels out the spell. Yang then flicks her wrist and the two get into their regular battle stance in preparation for the match.
Quotes:
"Heads up!"
"Celica Shot!"
"Ember Eruption!"
"Alright! You ready to start this up, kiddo?"
Assist:
Assist One (Celica Shot): Yang lands near her partner and fires a shot from Ember Celica.
Quotes:
"Celica shot!"
"I’m here!"
“‘Sup!”
Assist Two (Blaze Rush): Yang charges at her opponent with a fiery fist and punches them.
Quotes:
"Blaze Rush!"
"Hot stuff comin’ through!"
"Keep up the pressure!"
Assist Three (Ember Eruption): Yang lands from the top of the screen to where her opponent is then punches the ground which causes a fiery explosion.
Quotes:
"Ember Eruption!"
"Yo!"
"From outta nowhere!"
Super Assist (Buster Dragon): Flames envelop Yang before she rushes and punches her opponent. Once the attack connects, she then punches them and fires a massive explosion from Ember Celica.
Quotes:
"Are you okay? Buster Dragon!"
"Ricken! Let’s give ‘em our all!"
"Let’s spread a fire!"
"A little wind… Would do awesome with fire!"
Calling Assist
Yang gestures her hand for her partner to enter.
Quotes:
"Need a little wind here!"
"Blow ‘em away!"
"Ricken! Tornado thing!"
"That wind vortex beam thing would be great right now!"
Taunt:
Yang flicks her wrist.
Quotes:
"Hey, hey, keep it cool."
"You look a little blew.” Chuckles.
"Plenty o’ power from a shorty."
In-battle victory:
(Normal) Yang stretches her arms behind her.
(Perfect) Yang shadow boxes before raising her fist in victory.
Quotes:
"Nice hustle!"
"Kinda expected that!"
"Awesome match!"
(Perfect) “What else did you expect?”
(Perfect) ”Did you see that, Ruby?”
(Perfect) ”It’s too bad, I’m too good!”
Post-Battle Victory
Victory Screen Image
Quote:
(Normal) “Don’t worry, man. You’ll grow up big and strong! Learn and do as much as you can for now. Life goes pretty fast so you’re gonna wanna wind up being awesome when you’re towering over me!”
(Perfect) “You can’t let comments about your age get you down or else you’ll get beat like this. Now, stand up. I know a thing or two about getting pissed. We’ve got some training for you to do!”
Defeat:
Normal: Yang falls on her knees before collapsing.
Quotes:
"What? How could I-?"
"No way…!"
(Perfected) ”Ruby… I’m sorry…”
(Perfected) “Sorry, dad… I won’t be… home…”
Time Out/Draw: Yang stomps on the ground, a small burst of fire erupting near it.
Quotes:
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
"Dammit!"
"Are you kidding me!?"
"Nice job laming it out!"
"Change the time options already!"
Post-Battle Defeat:
Yang has an exhausted, yet angered look on her face. One arm of hers is limp while the other holds it.
Quotes:
"I can’t.. Let myself… Burn out…"
"I have to stand up…!"
"Move, body… Move dammit!"
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Send ♆ for something my muse hates.
Besides the obvious things (people who mess with her hair/Ruby), other people who have siblings and treat them like shit.
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Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.
Yang is an avid fan of Remnant's equivalent of UFC and has begged her dad and uncle to take her to events when she was younger.
Yang's also a member of Vale's Boxing Association and has participated in local events. She hasn't participated in any after awakening her Semblance, but still uses their gym and attends events.
Her other sports interests are track and field (due to Ruby) and chess (due to Weiss, but Yang does tease her about the grey area of it being an actual sport or not which is responded with essays on the validity of it).
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Fighting Game Meme
((Send me a ☭ and I’ll tell you what my character would say facing yours during a fighting game))
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Taunt:
Reacting to Taunt:
Tie:
Perfect Victory:
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She's also tempted to enter her friend 'Hugh G. Rection' into the contest.
Calling All Insecure Men of Despair City!
Look at that sign!! Attached to a large amount of the buildings in this city is a very bright very Joseph-filled poster. On the front of the poster is Joseph Joestar making a very seductive (hopefully) pose, which would draw the eyes to the poster. On how the poster-creator was able to obtain this photo, they replied “How do you know I made it?”. On Joseph’s bara pectorals there reads: “CALLING ALL MEN OF DESPAIR CITY!” Many would think this wouldn’t fit on Joseph’s muscles, but those people have clearly not seen them. Anyway, under Joseph there is a solid paragraph of information.
"To the men of Despair City; have you ever wondered if there was a way to prove that you are the best of the best, WITHOUT killing someone? Well, look no further! Someone special in this city, not Monobear, has decided to hold a contest to prove which man in this city is the very best looking. Can you prove that you’re better? Than send a message to MM#007 and let them know you’re interested in participating! We are also looking for judges, and would very much enjoy if someone came forward and decided to participate, or judge our talented group of males!
Lastly, there is more to this contest than just a title! In fact, the winner will receive 150 Monocoins /and/ the title. Second will receive 50 Monocoins, and Third will receive a now out of stock Bunny Fur Earmufflers! So, have fun, and contact us at number 7!
This was a thing that was actually happening in this kind of city. This... It's just perfect for reasons beyond just deciding who's the sexiest guy in here. Yang swiftly took to her MonoMessenger and quickly messaged a reply.
To: MM#007
From: Yang Xiao Long
Yo,
You've got a contest, people are gonna get swole to win, and I know that very thin difference between "good looking" swole and "too swole for this planet please stop being swole you're scaring the kiddos" swole. Among other things! Count me in as a judge!
"Something tells me I missed something awesome at that trial. If not, well you guys still deserve a congrats on winning. Give yourselves a pat and a round of applause!"

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Anmxmorized:
He was quite positive that he’d investigated the entire city.. except for one place, of course.
Saving the best for last, right? Axel stared up at the school building—in all its abandoned glory. Considering the shape of both the building and the city itself, he was growing more and more curious about the city’s history. He’d heard all floors aside from the ground floor were locked up tight, unfortunately, though the young man couldn’t help but see for himself.
Grasping the doorknob to enter the building, Axel suddenly felt piercing eyes watching him from behind. That didn’t deter him, however, though it was unsettling enough for him to turn around to investigate.
Although he wasn’t expecting it to simply be a regular girl stuck in this place as well.
”It’s not nice to sneak up on someone, y’know." Axel shrugged before folding his arms as he waited for the girl’s response. It was strange, though, seeing as he still could feel eyes watching him. Maybe it wasn’t her after all? He’d rather not have a girl watching him either, though.
Yang's idea to actually steal from the plushie was a passing thought at first. It wasn't anything entirely serious. Why steal when you can just punch everything down?
However, with a lack of ammunition and powers, sending a message that the bear isn't invincible and it is just as fallible as everyone else through stealing from something assumed to be impenetrable was way more advantageous than setting something (say an arcade for instance) on fire.
Besides, what else is a puckish rogue to do without getting on every other citizen's shitlist?
Thus, Yang stood right in front of the school. Due to a lack of town halls, how open the courthouse is, and how closed off this place was rumored to be, she assumed that this might be the place where that bear's booty was.
"Hope I'm right," she muttered.
As she set off to enter the academy and noticed some guy in a black cloak right at the entrance. Oh, good! A buddy to help!
His response wasn't the most welcoming ever though. She figured it was for good reason. This city's got some grade A a-holes who'd probably take advantage of this situation and then everyone else would be stuck figuring out why Mr. Black Coat got shanked in front of the school. Well, time to cure that.
She flashed a smile at him.
"Well, good thing I wasn't sneaking up on you then. I'd rather be that cool chick who helps and gets help from a guy in... I'm just gonna assume you're here to check out the school too?"
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Convince me!
22. Punch them in the face
"I heard here and there you’ve got some skills in those trial things, but that stuff’s gonna be hard to put to use outside of ‘em. I’m hoping you’re not, but you seem to be a guy some jerk will easily lay out for revenge in the future."
"That’s why I, the school’s certified Ultimate Martial Artist, am going teach you how to defend yourself! First lesson! The Art of Gritting Your Teeth! Come on! Get ready now!"
Convince me.
7. Rob a place
"I'm all for being a law abiding citizen and all, but when the law sucks you gotta send a message that it sucks, you feel? Now I doubt that plushie ain't gonna listen to a strongly worded letter or a bunch of us yelling 'NO MORE OPPRESSION', so I'm thinking that we find out where they live and steal something important!"
"Now, I know what you might be thinking: 'How will we do this? It might be too dangerous for just the two of us.'"
"And you're right. Two people ain't enough..."
"Ain't enough for what I've got planned! We need to get together a crew! Then once that happens we enact our heist!"