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Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

like im lucky enough that sw is not my main source of income but for atleast half of the girls working that ive known it is, and they all meet the same roadblocks of having records due to sw that prevent them from getting regular jobs, scrutiny from “non judgement” employers, banks banning them entirely from being able to bank with them, little to no education to get out or have other ppl relying on them that makes it so the quick money is the only way to raise their kids pay rent keep up with bills etc etc…..if u actually care about the whore u will make it so her existence is not illegal or worthy of banishment from public daytime life u would help her find other avenues and if she wants to stay u would make it so she can defend her self legally if she faces discrimination and withheld wages for her work….but yall dgaf about that….u just hate the whore thats it 😭 u r not feminist for holding the same view of swers as the average cishet man

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Also people now take FOREVER to tell a story or start a product review or whatever because longer videos do better and when you start noticing it, it's impossible to ignore

i sent my gf a tumblr ask and she didnt post it so i called her a bad person ATLA?

no you Are Not the last airbender, sorry