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you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid. -liam gallagher to his youngest son.

liam with a cunt thinking his period means he’s not a virgin anymore and getting really distressed about it and making noel have sex with him so at least it was something he agreed to and not just the universe taking it away

liam pregnant going into labor on stage finishing the show anyway

noel gallagher urinary tract infection

liam got that addictive personality. replace the beers of his chubby days with milkshakes and sweeties for every beer that noel downs and he too can get fat and beautiful.. solving also the problem of him being too little for beer. hashtag my shota

was at the doctor with them little sticky pads and wire things hooked up to my head my chest my legs everywhere and thinking of how cute liam would be all hooked up to machines and being experimented on and shit and how much he’d hate not being able to move freely with them on

I hope liam and john squire had a good affair while it lasted