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Noel Gallagher of chart-topping Oasis, is fuming that he isn't up for a prestigious Ivor Novello songwriting award this year. He says: "I've had five top 20 hit singles and now a number one. How can they not nominate me?
"That was the award I wanted more than all the others. I just won't turn up next year when they have to give it to me. They'll have to give it to my mam instead.
"Actually, no, I take that back. I will be there."
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It’s often ‘omg the whole world describes them as if they’re in love with each other/marriage/boyfriend and girlfriend/backstage atmosphere like a wedding’ but have we considered that in a world where there is NO real feasible avenue for them to declare their love in public beyond the boundaries of ‘of course I love him (fraternally), he’s my brother’, the press doing the comparisons for them very publicly is basically the next step down from displaying a wedding ring on your finger. It is, isn’t it? If the whole point (besides owning property and taxes) is to tell the world you love each other (idk man I’m asexual).
It just makes me think of the time a journalist described Noel and Liam as very close and loving with each other, and Noel was so happy about it, he found the journalist’s address and posted him a thank you letter for being one of the only people out there to ‘get [his] and Liam’s relationship right.’
They’re known for talking to each other through the press. Gaze straight at a camera and look your brother in the eye. Do you have a message for him? Ask Liam this when you interview him. You’ll have to ask him. I know he’s watching this— say hello to him, everyone.
These guys are infamous for using national and international primetime media to talk to each other instead of picking up the phone. The band has always been their proxy for commitment to each other, see Liam getting mad when Noel hinted at solo with in the early 00s. The music has been a proxy for communication: always writing songs to and at each other. The way Liam can show his songs to Andy or Gem or even Paul Weller, write freely with Bonehead and John Squire (1 song with Seahorses) but can’t show Noel his work, because that’s who it’s about. Always proxies.
Have we considered that for them, the act of being all lovely doves to the point of the press saying they’re getting along and act like a couple, is basically their way of publicly declaring love for each other
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[Picture of Liam Gallagher pointing at a cup with text that reads: "Straight in at number 1 in less than a year, Oasis have gone from obscurity to having the world's fastest-selling debut album in history. John hatfield chats to Liam Gallagher about fame, fans and fears over a cup of tea. Tea?!!"]
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Last year Oasis came from nowhere to score five top 20 hits. Their million-seller album Definitely Maybe sold a record-breaking 150,000 copies in just three days. But by the end of the year the party looked in danger of being over as rumours emerged of a rift between the Gallagher brothers -- songwriter Noel and singer Liam. It didn't help when Liam stormed off stage at a Barrowlands gig leaving bro to improvise with an impromptu "Oasis Unplugged" set.
He's full of shit," says Noel as he enters the room, point at his younger sibling. "Dickhead," retorts Liam. But really, just how volatile are fraternal relations? "Some days I f***ing hate his guts and some days I think he's great," says Liam. "He's just the same with me. We're just like any brothers, man, just like any people."
Sipping a cup of tea rather than his trademark can of lager he dismisses the critics who think Oasis's alleged Beatles fixation will extend to copying their acrimonious bust-up: "It's stupid. In Glasgow I had a sore throat and couldn't carry on. I thought f**k it, I'm standing here giving them any old crap I'm getting off." So there's no danger of Oasis blowing apart? "No way -- not unless the rest of them have decided to split up and I don't know anything about it. I just want to be in a band on stage: I don't really care about the rest of it."
Part of the rest of it was the spat over whether Oasis's "shakermaker" bore more than a passing resemblance to a New Seekers' song. So do Oasis create Frankenstein tunes from other songs' corpses? "I'd never even heard of the New Seekers, never listened to them in me life. But they're always going to compare you -- people go, oh, you sound a bit like this and you say, no we don't: this is Oasis. I like the comparison with the Beatles even though I think we sound f**k-all like them --it's better than being compared to Inspiral Carpets."
Tipped to win best album, single and band at the Brits, Oasis had to content themselves with best new band as Blur swept the board, but they remain ambitious: "We want to be massive -- take it to the top or as far as it goes. Put the foot down on the accelerator, non-stop -- but in the meantime we'll need to have a break otherwise we'll just get lost in it."
The incredible success of the first album will mean pressure for the second, but Liam is confident: "It's as difficult as you want to make it. It'll be different from the first but it's up to Noel to see what he writes. It'll have nicer songs, a bit more clever, like, because the first album is just rough, isn't it?" Rough or not, the album also sold more than 400,000 copies in the US after their sell-out tour.
Despite the growing legion of fans, Liam doesn't relish the prospect of playing big stadiums:" If it gets madder and madder then we'll have to play big places but we're not going to play G-MEX just to see if we can fill it or just to say we've done it." The only stadium he loves is Maine Road, home of his beloved Manchester City -- even the band's tour T-shirts were modelled on City's sky blue shirts.
The singer's somewhat static pose behind the microphone is often noted, in fact the way he just, er, stands still: "Yeah, I do. People will want more as it goes on but they're not getting more because it's not a f***ing circus. I can't move to those songs and leaping around the stage would just look stupid. So I do what I do stand about."
Incredibly it's only been a year since Oasis's first single, but for Liam as frontman, it's been grueling. "I feel like I've been in the band for 40 years," he says. Would he then prefer the band's non-brother rhythm section to be more in the spotlight? "Me and Noel get all the attention because it's like Mick and Keith in the Stones but at the end of the day it's the band that counts. I'd be chill, me, if they were the ones getting all the stick -- they can just play their guitars and not get recognized, no hassles and that, so it's cool." So is he upset about his face being plastered over magazine covers -- and bedroom walls? "No. Mad for it -- not a bad looking bloke you know!"