serendipity

Did you kick his ass in basketball? That’s the only true way to defend your youth in my opinion. 

I did. I dunked on their lame asses. I felt like Lebron.

Don’t feel sad; you don’t even look that old. C’mon, turn that frown upside down.

Now I feel not as sad, but still old. If someone calls me Mr. Breslin, I think I will roll over and die

Aw, that’s cute. I’d kinda’ take it as a good thing, ya’know? Since, children don’t have manners now a days.

Well, true. And they were like middle school preteens, they are usually the biggest shits.

At least he didn’t say, “Are you sure you can keep up, sir?” But I suppose sir is better than motherfucker or something around those lines.

I'd rather be called motherfucker, to be honest.

You don’t look that old.

Apparently the kids thought I was though. Is twenty-five old?

Maybe he just thought you looked wise and called you ‘sir’ to give you the respect you deserved?

I hope that's it because I feel sad and old right now.

"That’s kind of cute though."

You tell me it's cute when there are preteens calling you ma'am.

Why would you even try and play a basketball game with children?

Because I like basketball, plus a kid accidentally threw it out of bounds, so I caught it and tried to join in.

"Oh, wow, med school. I’ve got two words for you. Good luck.”

It's hard, but it's going to be worth it in the end. Well, I think so, I've heard other people say it, so.

"Special shout-out to all the little munchkins who have to go back to school in a couple weeks. Let’s hope they don’t drop out like I did."

I'm pretty sure I'm taller than you and I still have to go back to med school.