"Can I possibly replace it with Jason fever?"

"You’re my partner? I think this won’t be as hard as I thought it would be. I guess I can get you a blindfold and you can wear it whenever we go to the toilet together. Y’know what’s going to be fun? Showering with you."

"What makes you say that? The fact that you mentioned getting me a blindfold makes you sound kinky. Speaking of showers -- I need to take one sometime today. Or a bath.. either one sounds rather nice right about now."

That sounds tempting.

"Doesn't it? I'm Maxine, by the way -- but call me Max."

"Uh-oh. Where do I find a cure for this Jamie fever?"

"Oh yeah, I do -- while I'm washing myself, I'm imagining and also wishing that you were in there with me, totally. Not. Did you have an extra bowl of cocky this morning? Dang."

"Oh, yeah right. I bet Jason is way better than you, Jamie."

Why would you think so. I wouldn’t mind bathing with you.

"Is that so? Well.. after this whole handcuff thing is over we just might have to give it a try."

"Oh yes, Jamie. I'm totally gonna let your brother shower with me."

"They never thought that part through, probably."

"Obviously not. Ugh -- I'll just have him stand outside the shower or something. Can't be that hard."

Bathe with the person? That might turn out pretty hot, you know.

"True but I highly doubt that my partner would want to bathe with me."

Damn, I didn’t expect to have someone come to the toilet with me. I don’t know how I’m going to cope with this task.

"You know what's even more unexpected? I'm the one that has to go with you to the toilet. Let's pray you don't blind me, yeah?"

Who the hell    What the hell       What are you    …

"I'm Maxine, the one you are currently handcuffed to."