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in event of fire, become burrito

#fire safety #burrito #blanket burrito #blanket

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“Horny high is on a different level” says kyran the horny

“You cum and the universe just leaves your cock”

#horny #weed legalization blog

pukicho

pls do thirst tweets

I MUST fuck to Live!

rikusbicep

That’s enough thirst from you sir

A big announcement is made. An announcement so huge they say, that it would change life as we all know it today. An announcement so monumental, so important that every inhabitant on earth must listen and rejoice.

You stand within a busy crowd in the main square of your town, with a large video screen erected for this very announcement. You wonder, for what could the announcement be?

The logo plays.

The crowd is silent.

The great and honerable leader appears on the broadcasting screen, righteous in their leadership and tyrannous in their loyalty.

“We have an announcement.” They say,

Voice echoing through the town.

“It is safe. We can take them off.”

The crowd erupts in a cacophony of cheers, woops and cries of happiness.

Everyone is overjoyed as, to your horror, they begin to slowly peel off their skin

Title:

Body Condoms

~a short story by me :)

#horror #short story #working thoughts #I thought of condoms first

tiny mlem

#cats #mlem #mlem mlem mlem #my kitty #kitties #cutie

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one-time-i-dreamt

A weird glowing guy told me all religions are wrong and that he is the only godlike being that is real and if I didn’t believe him I would go to the void.

rikusbicep

Christianity would like to know your location

pukicho

The Cheesecake Factory is less of a factory and more of a restaurant. Huge shame for those of us who are fans of conveyor belts.

#cheesecake is the best cake #lactose #I have no idea what Cheesecake Factory actually is but my expectations and dreams have been thoroughly crushed by reality

sometimes,

being naked is enough

#my freezer stopped working today #missed a gp appointment #all the food we been storing defrosted and I had to throw it all out #had quite a thorough autistic meltdown #sat down in the shower and cried #todays been great!

pukicho

Ive got bad news for anyone in this area

rikusbicep

I can’t deal

#pain #actual physical pain #cats

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Having to deal with the end of my studies like I have I truly been prepared for adult life?

Do I know how money works?

Do I know how to get a house or take out a loan?

Do I know how to cook toast?

#university #cardiffmet #graduation #I am unprepared for adult working life

pukicho

Do you have a twitter account or is twitter pukicho a dopple ganger

It's me

see?

rikusbicep

I don’t believe you

#pukicho #fake pukicho #there are at least 7 other people who look like you in the world

my level of annoyance today is looking at a relatable meme and going “you ain’t special”

#why #sadboysummer #I don’t understand tags #ugh

valtsv

show us your fit for the mcr concert

today i was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. i was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. a lot of preps stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.

rikusbicep

I didn’t get up till 3pm

Are ears called ears cuz we h-ear with them??

#showerthougts #what?#lmao #thathigh

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pukicho

:)

rikusbicep

:(

pukicho

How many asks do you have in your inbox

rikusbicep

Would be real tragic if you uhhhhhh

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