i’m drinking it pls pray for me

Keep seeing yogurt haters force feed themselves yogurt and complain about how bad it is, like bro its okay to not like things, you dont have to eat it if you hate it, you dont have to do this to yourself. I am a huge yogurt fan, but thats bc i genuinely love everything about it. But if you gag everytime you have a spoonful of greek yogurt, its okay to just not eat it. There are other foods on this planet, you dont have to do this. Also, of course it’s gonna suck if you eat plain greek yogurt with a few blueberries on top. Get crazy, get Wild. Crumble a biscuit on top, mix in some sweetener, add a dollop of jam, add 5 different fruits, drizzle some peanut butter. Like be creative dude.

If I could have just one wish granted, I'd wish for a digestive system that would let me eat lactose without regret.