hello friend

Ohpinion

my guy out here trying to take a shit and you come in here with a video camera? pervert

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

It feels so surreal that I have to keep going to work and paying rent and stuff while the world is on fire

This apocalypse sucks.  I was promised more motorcycles.

Really vibing with that one Ursula K. Le Guin quote about “the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain” on this fine Sunday morning in this the foul year of our Lord 2020

When you watch someone unlock their phone with a pattern like this and wonder what top secret spy shit theyve been up to.

me putting syrup on my waffles

Me jumping to conclusions

Me chasing my dog around the apartment after I heard a suspicious crinkling noise coming from their mouth

What fucking witchcraft is this 😂

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

sloppy style