My long term goal is to hang out

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

sometimes i have a thought so mentally ill i can feel it fizzle in my skull

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

there’s something almost sexual about jacking off

Power stance