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not enough people have looked at my cat
$LAYYYTER
The Bowery Presents
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan

Andulka
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#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
noise dept.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Jules of Nature
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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please I'm begging you to look at my cat
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cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.
me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen
Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.
So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.
Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.
The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."
Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk
The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
finally some good fucking historical accuracy
I got a sick ass FIDLAR tattoo (It’s on my knee)

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Confess something you've thought about me on anon
hope you’re doing good xx
Better than ever
seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment™: when the Doctor explains to Donna that the Tardis is translating her words to Latin for their visit to Pompeii and her immediate thought is what would happen if she spoke actual Latin to someone so she goes up to some dude and says “Veni, Vidi, Vici” and he tells her he doesn’t speak Welsh
Every single episode with Donna was a seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment ™
Having an extended conversation in Mime with the Doctor through a window while the Doctor is also on the other side of a window, while the villain who is in the room they are both looking into watches, flabbergasted.
“You just want to mate?!”
The doctor, on a segway, stonefaced. Donna, also on a segway, in a wedding dress, cracking the fuck up.
“I am Sparticus.” “And I am also Sparticus.”
The Doctor and Donna nervously approaching a stack of books which they are concerned may be alive, reaching out very slowly and carefully to poke them, and collectively shitting their pants as a loud voice goes off behind them.
The Harvey Wallbanger Detox Scene
Doctor Donna is the most under appreciated Dr Who character
Patronize these kids at your own risk.

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“It always seems impossible until it’s done.” ― Nelson Mandela
random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it !
heres an example
and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !
here’s the link to the website !
do you think if I started to comment “wig” on every picture zac posts that he’d see it and be like I’m not wearing a wig wtf

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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…