Yagi Bear

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

all the love in my stupid little heart is for u

Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you, but you can’t use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.

just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w/ someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

:’-( we mourn a legend today… stephen hillenburg you sponge drawing son of a gun

Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV but in real life it takes 3 years of friendship and an entire peer reviewed scientific paper to convince us that a girl might like us back.

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!